Top Story! Weekly Report - Nov. 8, 2009

These sketches from TOP STORY! WEEKLY Ep. 28 "And the Winner Is..." performed Nov. 8, 2009 at iO West Theater in Hollywood
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Watch the whole episode on the show's playlist
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Running Order:

1. 365 DAYS LATER by Derek Jeremiah Reid
Rahm Emanuel (Neil), Barack Obama (Matt), Reporter #1 (Phillip), Reporter #2 (Shannon), Reporter #3 (Brian), Helen Thomas, Morgan Freeman (Derek)

2. YANKEES WIN! YANKEES WIN! by Andy Harris
Sarah (Melissa), Alex Rodriguez (Neil), Derek Jeter (Derek), Andy Pettitte (Brian), Phillies Fan (Christopher)

3. THE AFGHANISTAN BOX by Phil Ranta
Barack Obama (Matt), General Odierno (Phillip)

4. STEPHEN KING'S GAYNE by Ben Boodman
Voiceover (Matt), Chris (Neil), Ken (Brian), Spirit #1 (Christopher), Spirit #2 (Derek), Annie Wilkes, Jack Torrance (Phillip), Carrie White (Shannon)

5. POLYGAMY PLACE: TRIAL PREP by Christopher Biewer and Mirage Thrams
Leroy Johnson Steed (Christopher), Mail Molly (Neil), Suzy (Melissa), Announcer (Matt)

6. CHRIS' REBUTTAL by Andy Harris
Diane Sawyer (Shannon), Chris Brown (Matt)

7. AT THE B AND N by Michael Hughes and Dave Ciaccio
Captain Chesley B. "Sully" Sullenberger (Phillip), Tricia, Anita (Melissa)

8. LAUSD UNIFORMS by Erich Eilenberger
Mr. Belding (Christopher), Zack Morris (Neil), A.C. Slater (Derek), Screech Powers (Brian), Kelly Kapowski (Shannon), Jessie Spano (Melissa)

9. OSCAR HOST AUDITIONS by Andrew Payne
Adam Shankman (Christopher), Bill Mechanic (Matt), Sean Connery (Phillip), Elizabeth Taylor

10. SPECIAL GUEST: Lenny Shelton
Intro (Derek)

11. TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT by Biewer, Blitz, Bridwell, Burkhart, Carlow, Ciaccio, Garguilo, Hanley, Harris, Hole, Hughes, Isao, Johnson, King, Kublin, Lopez, Manser, McClain, Molinari, Moscowitz, Murray, Nelson, Paulas, Ranta, Reber, Reid, Saliman Reingold, Shin and Simm
Melissa/Brian/Christopher and Neil et al.

Category:

News & Politics

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