Literally Genesis 3

Welcome to the third part in this series of videos in which I take the advice of all of those Christian fundamentalists and read my bible - literally

You see if you are going to believe in the literal "truth" of the bible and take it literally then literally is the only way that we can read it.

In this episode God we meet Adam, eve and the talking snake or at least we assume that it talks

There is a spot of bother in paradise and god aint happy, then again he rarely is, and he decides that Adam and Eve have overstayed their welcome.

Why was god out walking in the cool of the day and is he telling the truth when he says he was just walking his dog.




Music:
"The Good Book"
Written and Performed by Tim Minchin

http://www.youtube.com/user/timminchin

Category:

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Tags:

• bible
• genesis
• 1-27
• literal
• reading
• parody
• study
• Christian
• fundamentalist
• fundie
• Adam
• Eden

[pumpstations]

I now have several questions, In no particular order. 1) Where are these cherubim now? As the tree was not removed from earth and surly didn't die. 2) Why do women return to dirt, as they were created from a rib. 3) what if Eve had made a fruit salad and only told Adam after he ate? It doesn't specify. 4) Could telling them they would die from eating be considered the first lie? 5) LOOOL Space cake for the win! Great vid!

[paulchartley]

@pumpstations You are thinking about this way too much.

Remember the people who believe all of this literally are told not to think and therefore it all makes perfect sense.

:0)

[mcrd2001]

This is a wonderful vid for viewing early on a Sunday morning. Bravo!

[EmmittBrownBTTF1]

Stupid people are good and smart people are inconvenient?! ;-P

[nancy6ify]

what was the point of that fucking tree anyway?

[calmreason]

Space cake! Lol

[sined13]

@paulchartley

Recent subscriber here.

I'm really glad that you've made this one (Genesis 3:9) in particular. I have never understood how any believer can read passages like these, and not even raise an eyebrow. God asking Adam "Where are you?" I mean really? ...I mean REALLY? Omnipotence aside, aren't there just two people in existence at this point, and he can't even find one of them?

Oh how I wish believers actually processed what they read...for those who actually read it.

cheers

[ThomasTrue]

"Something very cold or extinct" At last, a Biblical explanation for the dinosaurs - they became Eve's wardrobe, her handbags and her vast collection of shoes.

[pumpstations]

@wspol624 Thank you, will do.

[hildegain]

@MrRedthief Don't forget that he not only knew that it was going to happen but he also made them to do it himself. Sadistic fuck he is :P

[pupsenok]

So, the punishment for a woman for eating of the tree is painful childbirth and subservience to her husband; whereas the punishment for a man is agriculture. Sounds fair to me.

[KittyTh]

the reactions to this video are almost as funny as the video itself XD

[InternetDarkLord]

Snakes don't eat dust. I am sure some creationist will point out snakes can swallow dust with meat, but what does plausibility have to do with a talking snake?