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Uploaded by on Jan 23, 2009

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A story about a man who tried to have sex with a park bench and it didn't really work out like he planned. Enjoy!


Yah, It's old news, I just felt like sharing a story. So I don't see the big deal.

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http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/07/man-almost-loses-penis-humping-steel-...

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  • thumbs up for a support raped bench group

  • Hello. yes its quagmire. yeah its stuck in a bench this time.

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  • they shoulda just held like a cold bottle of water to it, that causes shrinkage

  • Don't be to penis was to small to get a women. Thus he turned to a bench. VOILA!

  • hello 911 it's Quagmire, yeah, yeah yeah it's in the window this time!

  • ok let me see i just started watching this man videos a few hours ago and im thinking one thing WHERE THE HELL DID HE GET THESE STORIES FROM!

  • I wana be his chair too !! Lol

  • I wanna be your chair ;) cx

  • @willyFF7 it sould just add pressure to his dick, so it would be even harder to get out. put a 20 oz soda cap in a small pillbottle, the spit in it and try to get the cap out without breaking the bottle... Good luck with that

  • DUDE my brother has the same shirt!!!!

  • wow lol, did he at least try to do it himself before calling an emergency #? shouldn't be that hard, while the harden goes down, put some saliva around it and your finger in between and kinda take out out.. i could imagine it being easy like that if he stuck it in while hard.. anyway.. that's what he gets for being a fucking insane idiot. i guess he didn't have a computer at home, or any pictures to jack off, he must've been homeless, the only reason i'd think someone would do this...

  • hitler beard :DD

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