Kiddush Levana Rant

How am I supposed to say the whole kiddush levana when I am just up to the repetitive parts and everyone is busting out their shalom alechims already?

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Comedy

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• kiddush levana
• davening
• shul
• shabbos
• frum satire
• frummies
• jewish comedy
• ranting
• heshy fried
• humor
• stand up

[jkaufman770]

i always wonder, what if you were saying kiddish lavanah, and you were by your self. do you say shalom alachem to your self three times and also answer back to your self?

[frumsatire]

Thats the Jewish way of saying if a tree falls and no one is around...

[vbwannab]

Why are there only two people in the store?

[frumsatire]

Mostly due to the fact that its in Dallas -Texas and there were a few more you just couldn't see them.

[IDFco12]

great vid

[frumsatire]

My new thing is to do sub 2 minute videos - trying it out to see what happens.

[ReviewCam]

Hmmm. Well, maybe you could shake their hands and politely tell them you haven't finished yet.

Tell them you need more time for kiddush levanah with kavanah :)

Then they'd have to either slow down and give you time.

[beatriXkibo]

love

[bagabund]

i like the shorter version u got my vote

[mdr1415]

I think its a good idea to keep them short. But not this short.