A Funeral for a Mannequin

On January 2nd, our favorite little wooden buddy died of a massive leg incident that may or may not have been my fault.
Let me tell you about his life.

Mannequin was born some time ago. I can't remember. His parents, Wood Block and Carving Knife had a quick birth, but sadly, Wood Block did not survive her pregnancy. Something about being carved.

When Mannequin was a boy, he had a talent for singing, and showed an immediate interest in theater. He played Peter Pan at age 11. He was booed off the stage when the cable suspending him in the air broke and he flipped the bird to the laughing audience.

As a teenager, Mannequin got his break when he released his first album- "I really wish I didn't I didn't suck so badly" which sold about two copies. And then it was taken off shelves. And then tossed into a pit of fire. And then their ashes were spat upon. And then on fire again.

As Mannequin entered adulthood, he made his first music video, I believe you knew it as "Mannequin sings Sum 41" which was removed off of youtube by an annoying and whiny third party that does not allow the freedom the expression and art.
And then he was quiet for a while before being seen on Deviantart in an artistic short film- "Chop chop."
http://thetruefreak.deviantart.com/art/Chop-chop-107187084
At his funeral, about four people arrived. Two of them were there for the buffet, and the other two were drunk. He was into a little red box instantly dubbed "casket" and the grave diggers procrastinated burying him.

RIP Mannequin. I hope you find fame in heaven.
Or hell.
Whichever one you're in right now.
Or wherever people go to die.
Which is probably Florida.
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On a lighter note, that one part was done with Artoonix (the part where there's the big Artoonix Unregistered logo at the bottom right of the screen" and I could have payed for the registered version that didn't have that logo, but I honestly didn't care and I'm too cheap to pay for anything.

Yaaaay being a lazy American!

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[buckleysit]

i really like the lighting

[10truefreak01]

Thank you.

I usually have a regular light. It's nothing special.

[10truefreak01]

no----

here's what happened.

We simply forgot about the one before the one here.

That's all.

He's still dead somewhere, rotting the place up.

This one (the one in the video) is probably in his grave.

If the grave diggers have stopped procrastinating- then he's in his grave.

[dajacksterman8]

so the guy putting the broken one in the grave was the other broken one

[10truefreak01]

no- that's who we forgot to put in the grave!

[dajacksterman8]

yeah so you do have one manequin still?

[10truefreak01]

putting him in the grave.

[dajacksterman8]

what part?

[10truefreak01]

...

oh shit- we forgot about that part.

[dajacksterman8]

oh, then who put him in the grave?