22 Dollaz

lady tries to call the cable company to complain about a bill and unknowingly gets the wrong number but leaves an angry voicemail anyways.
Transcript is as follows:

Lemme tell you one DAMN thang Shannon,

Don't you call me bout no goddamn 22 dollars.

My bill was a hundred and 32 dollars and 30 cents

I pay it all up cept 22 fuckin dollars

And you gonna worry me about 22 motherfuckin dollars.

The bill is ninety-something dollars!

When I get my disability check,

I will be in to pay the whole ninety-something dollars.

Up until that, don't BLEEP with me no mo, you know?

See, ya'll got peoples in a bind till we gotta get cable

'Cause-a that BLEEPin' box,

But ya'll about the nastiest literate bi***es I ever seen.

What the BLEEP is 22 dollars when I pay my BLEEP bills all the time?

Don't BLEEPin' bother me!

Please, don't BLEEP with me cause you don't wanna be BLEEPed up with me.

Ya'll, ya'll, ya'll

Ya'll BLEEPin' rip-offers.

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• goanimate
• cartoon
• irate
• customer
• angry
• cable
• company
• comcast
• wrong
• number
• Cable Television