The Lonely Island - Reba (Two Worlds Collide) (with Lyrics)

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Lyrics:

Andy:
Oh! It's been a long time coming.
Two of the worlds greatest.
America's sweetheart, Ms. Reba McEntire. (Yeah, yeah. How ya doin' Andy?)
We're about to take it to the top. (Hoo hoo hoo hoo.)
Hit 'em Reba.

Reba:
Haters in my face trying to keep me down
But you know we keep on shinin'. (Here we go!)
Two crazy big stars from opposite worlds
'bout to set this track on fire. (Yeah!)

Andy:
She's the queen of country

Reba:
He's the comedy prince
Making something out of nothing. (Ha ha!)

Andy:
We hooked up in the studio to make this song.
But as usual we ended up fucking. (No doubt.)

Flash back to when I first met Reba
Sitcom dressing room, puffing on Cheeba
Said I was a fan, she said, "Prove it."
Dropped her denim skirt and said, "Hop to it."

Made love all night. (More like we fucked.)
Kids banging on the door trying to interrupt
But them autographs can wait, 'cause this is way too strong
I can't leave it alone, because her pussy's the bomb.

Reba:
Well my pussy is the bomb and that's a fact
But these N-words keep on trippin'. (OK.)
So I stay on my prime and drop these hits
'Cause I can't go back to strippin'. (I'm Reba!)

Andy:
You're my undercover freak

Reba:
And your my best friend, but our families don't approve.

Andy:
That's right, 'cause I'm a city boy

Reba:
And I'm a country girl, and I'll never leave your sweet balls blue.

Andy:
That's because a girl like Reba's got just what I need
With big broad shoulders and a red-ass weave.

Reba:
And a penis.

Andy:
Hot damn, she fly.
All she wanna do is bump me
I'm a lucky guy.

Reba:
I'm a guy too.

Andy:
My friends think I should dump her
They say she's a man who found a wig in a dumpster.

Reba:
Your friends are smart.

Andy:
Nah, Rebes, they're just jealous
'Cause I'm dating a star instead of hanging with the fellas.

Reba:
Hanging like my nuts.

Andy:
Word up. They're just liars.
They can't believe I can pull Reba McEntire.

Reba:
Ever since I came out of my mama's butt
I knew I was destined for greatness. (Yeah!)
I looked in a dumpster and saw a wig
And thought, "Hey brother, I'm gonna take this." (Tell 'em, Reba!)

So I put it right on and took a stroll
Right over to 30 Rock. (SNL!)
I saw Andy Samberg and he thought I was Reba
And I made him suck my dirty cock.

Andy:
So there you have it
Two worlds collide
We the new Bonnie and Clyde. (Reba.)
From haystacks to maybacks our love will survive
For Reba I'll ride 'til the day that we die.

Reba:
I'm Reba!

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[L0ve070]

watch?v=0t8kBDj52Sg

check it out for some sexy House M.D SNL skit :)

[junktrunk12]

Thumbs up for hanging nuts xD

[walters366]

I just about pissed myself at 1:44!!! lol

[Springfart]

hanging like my nuts

[tactilecacti]

Did anyone else notice how hot the background dancers are? Especially at 1:24

[EdisonloveRapunzel1]

Who is that girl on the time of 1:25?

She's kind of lovely, isn't she?

[hippaul]

@91HinataHyuga REALLY?!!!!!

[MarioPedoStrikers]

most beautiful lovestory ever

[Faith1potterhead]

Hanging like my nuts !

[JrLUK]

I miss kenan and kel... lol

[Kallzeh]

LOL @ 0:37

[walters366]

hop to it!!!

[Krowencja]

@DannMann7 you mean the black guy? he's Kenan Thompson, SNL cast member :)