Kryptonite Lock Mayhem

Remember back when all you needed to use to break a Kryptonite lock wasn't superman but a Bic pen.... not sure why I am putting this up save for my love affair with bikes.

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• ben
• aylsworth
• kryptonite
• locks
• bike
• stolen
• how
• to
• bic
• pen
• theft

[bads14]

i like the baby

[smidge146]

Just bought a kryptonite lock with the flat key, try hacking that pen fags!

[MrRobot]

i like the baby too! 

[circusboy90210]

a $20 circurlar lock pick requires absolutely no skill, and works on all locks of that type.

[macroinnovation]

@MikesFitnessGoals Mike - if you didn't take advantage of the recall to get your lock replaced, that's on YOU, not on Kryptonite. Don't be a stupid ass.

[Scarramanga]

I have the orange one with the strange shaped flat key, not that its any use now though. Spent £600 on my bike and had it for 6 weeks, used it to get to uni and back. They couldn't break my lock so they stripped everything off the bike right down to the frame! And just to be a bunch of cunts they jumped on the frame and bent the back forks so I couldn't rebuild it.

Bike theft is fucking horrible, I wanted to kill someone so badly!

[ibzkid]

my lock weights more than my bike LOLOLOLOLOL

[imaginaryteaparty]

@gregapage It was true, yes, although they've sorted it out now.

[kingerz]

It is real but after about 2005 they redesigned them. All the same, Kryptonite's lost its rep for decades now. Try Abus.

[gregapage]

Is this real!? If it were that easy surely everyone would lose thier bikes. I use a decent Kryptonite D and a lesser chain and haven't ever had a bike stolen in 10 years of cycling in London!

[gunnarMyTube]

I decided to keep my New York Lock and Chain, I thought it was kind of fun I could pick it with the Bic pen. Nice conversation piece. Kudos to Ingersoll Rand for backing up their battered locksmith company and the way this was resolved. A lesser parent would have meant end of story.

[zeppirl]

@blickblocks wft wft?. i like lesbians whats the problem?. who doesnt like lesbians?. its just if i have one in handcuffs i dont want her to be able to unlock it ?