[Wii] Doctor Who: Return to Earth - Chapter 16: Final Showdown

The end of this wretched spawn of the Beast has finally come as the Doctor plows his way to the Supreme Dalek, encountering in his path the final boss. A final boss so horrendously terrible, it makes Bad Wolf, the Void, Jesus Doctor, a convenient console that made an entire Dalek empire explode, the Master Race and a prison box turning into a reset button look like works of a genius. A final boss whose climatic factor reaches an extreme that will forever mark this game as the single biggest plane crash of November; a software whose infamy of horror has been impacted all major games of November. It is the Soviet brainwashing program that made Alex Mason kill JFK. It is the power Eggman used to turn those poor Wisps into Nega-Wisps. It is the force of Those Who Came Before that possessed Desmond into stabbing Lucy. It is the banana juice Tiki Tong senselessly used on his minions to turn them into his Andross hands. And it is the life force of all Wii shovelwares.

And worst of all, its hypnotic licensing powers will brainwash parents into buying this disaster for their kiddies, corrupting the poor children into rallying against gaming forever and ever, following the footsteps of Jack Thompson and American soccer moms, degrading society further.

Only one thing left to do after the credits to prevent this future then...

And with that, I am NOT out, for Asylum Entertainment must hand me those 5 hours of suffering of my life back...

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[skaro090]

what would do rate the wii games out of ten? ?/10

[Pikawil64]

@skaro090

Divided by zero out of 10. It is that atrocious.

[aegriffin42]

wow. Award for derpest game ever. But thank you for posting it anyway so I could skip through and listen to Matt and Karen's voiceovers.

[Pikawil64]

@aegriffin42

Trust me, I only recorded this trainwreck to show how derpy it is to the universe. Mission succeeded by a thousand miles.

[TheCalebxy]

What exactly is wrong with the "prison box" resolution? That one actually had an explanation.

[Pikawil64]

@TheCalebxy

I'm just not fond of reset buttons in general, no matter how well they are written. Just a personal beef of mine.

[hpcwarlord]

Even having seen only mere minutes of this.

I can see just how BAD this game was, doesn't look too good for the PC game does it?

[dd4rri3n]

Also....HOW DID THE DOCTOR SURVIVE?!!!!

[dd4rri3n]

Why is the Doctor's head big?

(by the way the free download game: Better graphics and gameplay.)

[MegaTARDIS101]

why would people make dis game?

[badwolf66]

The new PS3,Vita and PC game should be better then this.

[terriblethomas101]

Blush? SHE DOESN'T HAVE A BLOOD SUPPY!

[crosshairs001]

4:05 very good timing ;)

[Reyson129]

My... my god. Major props for making it through that.

Also, what happened? Didn't they shoot the Doctor into the sun or something?