Chris Rock: Daddy Obama says we Can't have Guns and we Have To listen to Him

Comedian Chris Rock showed up on Capitol Hill today to support President Barack Obama's gun control proposals. Here is what he said during the morning press conference. Apparently the comedian has flip-flopped on his previous gun control position, i.e. "bullet control" ...

"You don't need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet control. Men, we need to control the bullets, that's right. I think all bullets should cost five thousand dollars... five thousand dollars per bullet... You know why? Cause if a bullet cost five thousand dollars there would be no more innocent bystanders.

Yeah! Every time somebody get shut we'd say, 'Damn, he must have done something ... Shit, he's got fifty thousand dollars worth of bullets in his ass.'

And people would think before they killed somebody if a bullet cost five thousand dollars. 'Man I would blow your f****ing head off...if I could afford it.' 'I'm gonna get me another job, I'm going to start saving some money, and you're a dead man. You'd better hope I can't get no bullets on layaway.'

So even if you get shot by a stray bullet, you wouldn't have to go to no doctor to get it taken out. Whoever shot you would take their bullet back, like "I believe you got my property."

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[Hung Steed]

I didn't know he was that stupid

[jay reeves]

Chris Turd.

[CalBearTactical]

hey Chris Rock, I hope you are reading this but you should know that Obama is just an actor like you.

[StevePonders]

I didn't know Obama was a king! Here's hoping Grown Ups 2 bombs.

[daxdigitalus]

So who do we call when we have abusive parents and our boss keeps spending all the money before looking at the budget?

[laffizzle]

chris rock is still asleep in la la land. shh don't wake him up!!

[Pseudo Name]

That's a joke right? Chris Tucker was in the Rush Hour movies, not Chris Rock.

[Salaminizer1974]

So every time you hear about how the sequester is hurting people, remember, it's just like dad is scolding you and you're being punished.

[Master X]

Amen! Looks like we are no longer living in America. What Obama did to this country was utter disgrace and a liberal-progressive plan to turn America into a pro-Obama pro-Communist dystopia with a downright corrupt government (similar to the USSR or North Korea).

[pseudocomrade09]

Right on, Comrade Chris Rock! Listen to him, people and comrades of America! Obama is our father and will be our father for all eternity! Viva la Comrade Chris Rock! Viva la Comrade Obama! Viva la Obama America!