Original American Ninja Trailer

zomfg this is the best movie ever made

These are so bad... that they are actually really good! =D I mean you'll get so many laughs watching these =D=D=D=D Recommended!

Yesterday I just found, in a cult movie shop, a NEW vhs of a movie named: American Shaolin... it seems to suck real bad, check out the synopsis from IMDB:

After being humiliated in the ring by a dirty kickboxer who pulled down his shorts and then hit him, a martial arts master decides to travel to China and enter a monastery where he may learn the Shaolin form of fighting. (!!!)

is this the movie where the bad ninja at the end wears A CHROMED MASK??

mmmh... I don't remember such a thing, gotta check it out then!

I REMEMBRED IT!!
REVENGE OF THE NINJA!!!! where u from though??

well their training was rushed. they learned the art but they missed out on the spiritual teachings and therefore were no match for a real ninja trained since childhood. Go JOE!

why china? why not just stick with Japanese ninjas who betray the ninja code?

@CrimesonWitcher:
Because I was a child who didn't know what a "Japan" was, and I thought all asian people were Chinese. Can't blame me though, I was a five-year-old american kid.

aha so ther is the answer. Well it's ok you didn't know. I'd have to be an asshole to be mad at a kid.