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The nation begs its smart people to please just fix everything now, John Madden agrees to work as a consultant for the Oakland Raiders' concession stands, and a local man's utter failure in life is a bit of a sore spot. It's the week of October 24th, 2011.

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[Jesse Maurais]

"A newly deployed soldier has dreamed of fighting in the Afghan war since he was a little kid."

When you realise that this is now possible you'll be shocked, then ashamed.

[phdan123]

ohh that joke is really out of mein kampfort zone

[cmur078]

And this comment is now one year old. that's encouraging.

[YumeNK]

"Adults can find temporary happiness when they're able to perpetuate the circle of human misery by having children" wbahawhahahahahaha. so true. =)

[planetary109]

Yeah, these jokes aren't Reich.

[dinobluto]

Smart people gave up on the US over a decade ago.

Its too late to fix that collapsed state

[ZefVolk]

Stephen Hawking is a US scientist now? Traitor!

[jason martin]

a machine to turn wood lol. They use it for cutting this like table legs. I dont have much experience with them i just have a friend with a wood shop lol. Im more of a mason by trade

[Gamberbro237]

I thought I was the only one waiting for his chance for war

[Onheste]

Oouh! Oouh! Smart person! There you are!!

O.k. so what's a "lathe"??

[mcsheepwan]

hawking is British tho

[jason martin]

a person who operates a lathe?