Department Of Treasury Releases New Monsters Of The Silver Screen 20 Dollar Bill
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Uploaded by TheOnion on Nov 2, 2011
The nation begs its smart people to please just fix everything now, John Madden agrees to work as a consultant for the Oakland Raiders' concession stands, and a local man's utter failure in life is a bit of a sore spot. It's the week of October 24th, 2011.
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@MattS3NTM A result of smoking.
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who is Trish?
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@bryoneill11 No, that's not what they're asking.
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SO, in other words, they are begging atheists to fix nation problems now
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@gameboy281 Definitely, Jew jokes are out Mein Kampfort zone.
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whoever does the voicover for this needs to be fired for implying that the onion will ever perish
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stephen hawking is british...
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@nitsua96 Yeah! I Do Nazi The Humor In Them Anyways.
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@nitsua96 I can nazi how they even think jew jokes are funny
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"You were right, we we're wrong we-we have no fucking idea h'wat we're doing"
xD
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You know what, These Jew jokes are getting really old, Anne Frankly I am getting sick of them!
nitsua96 4 months ago 139
"A newly deployed soldier has dreamed of fighting in the Afghan war since he was a little kid."
When you realise that this is now possible you'll be shocked, then ashamed.
jessemaurais 3 months ago 104