Mustaches 'n Monocles

TO ROB, TIFF AND RICHARD! Our biggest fans, who really wanted a song about mustaches and monocles, we made this for you! =D

Copyright of The Purple Nurples!

Lyrics:

This summer I studied abroad at Oxford
Put a monocle on and spotted a bird
He saw that I had some crumpets in my mustache
And swooped in and tried to attack
I cried OH BULLOCKS
THIS IS COMPLETE RUBBISH
Then I went to the pub to get fish n chips
I put on my top hat, and picked up my cane
And I took a nice stroll down Penny Lane
I twirled my mustache as I sipped my tea
Nothing gets better then wearing a monocle by the sea
MUSTACHES 'N MONOCLES! MUSTACHES 'N MONOCLES! MUSTACHES 'N MONOCLES!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Mustaches and Monocles
• Chatroulette
• Oxford
• mustaches
• monocles
• fish
• chips
• penny lane
• bullocks
• rubbish
• bird
• top hat

[PolishedMonocle]

This is epic.

[rocketp93]

ur gay..... but love the titties!@!@!@!!@

aka purple mustaches and top hats rule!@!@!

[warpuppyTN70]

yooooo hottie. and represent Big L

[amj6df]

We are well on our way to fame, trust me.

[BeaverCleaver34]

Excellent...has fame been obtained?