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Song: James Bond Theme (by Goldentusk)
URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc17zmeMlSI

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Happy 1,007 views : (see you again at 10,007) ;p
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Happy 10,007 views! (See you again at 100,007 views. yeah, riiiight.)
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Lyrics(?)

Lock your
Doors
Watch out
For
007!


My temptation for world domination.
I am a true spy & I'm not your average guy!
The simple fact that I can't die!
Leaves evil men wondering why
they all continually try to force out my final goodbye.
& while I never seem to sweat.

In-for-ma-tion through flir-ta-tion.
I have a way with women!
(I love you.)
Most of the time, it ends bad..
(I know your weakness!)


They leave me stirred & shaken!
(I'm sorry.)
I leave them scantily clad.
(It's your uniqueness.)
I have my way with women.
(I need you.)
After I'm done, I skip town.
(I am so lonely.)

As I get old I'm thinkin'...
(I want you.)
Do men like me settle down?
(My one & only.)

It never could be love,
that's how it had to be.
Her name reminds me of female anatomy!


Lock your...
Doors.
Watch Out...
For..
007!


Infil-tra-tion Fasc-in-a-tion.

Agents require
A black tuxedo attire.
License to kill won't expire.
The only way we retire,
is when the studios hire,
someone different to admire.
& yet I never seem to sweat.

Tell me the whole plot.
There is no way you can get caught.
You seem to tie such a good knot.
Just leave me here so I can rot!
Forget the fact we ever fought.
I'm thankful I haven't been shot!
& have you ever seen me sweat?

Det-o-nation In-no-va-tion.
I have a way with gadgets.
(A Rolex.)
All of the ones I can choose.
(& it's magnetic.)
I don't have any permits...
(A jetpack.)
For anything that I use.
(Such an aesthetic.)

I have my way with gadgets.
(A briefcase.)
Somehow, it always works out.
(Its got explosives.)




Q, knew what I'd be needing.
(A wetsuit.)
As if there were any doubt.
(Nobody forgives.)

Villains can not be done, until we all agree,
that they have used their one crazy deformity.

Lock your..
Doors.
Watch out...
For...
007!

No va-ca-tion prep-ar-a-tion.
I'd prove to blame.
I've got the fame.
As you take aim.
I'll give my name.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOND!!!!!!!
James Bond.

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  • @mrbamboozle1 That's the point of the video?

  • LOL AT THE ENDING hahah fail.

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  • 15 guys touch the electric thing

  • Is there a spelling error at 0:31? It says: "Maybe you should change you code name - -" instead of YOUR.

  • Hahaha 1 of the greatest and most funny videos I've seen

  • hahahha lol the ending!

  • lol puke on raikov

  • God...i miss this video...after 2 years... XD

  • how do you trigger 2:25 cutscene

  • 12 people think snake is not james bond

  • Naaaa Snake Better tan Bond

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