Choking Victim - Five Finger Discount

A walk through the product store and 15 aisles to see
all the pretty, pretty packages staring back at me
which is my favorite, where is my chance
to remove the product and stick it in my pants

cuz I want to see, what's on sale whats for free
(every time I go to shop I steal from) enemies
who steal from me, and from you
(if only you knew, then you would steal too)

adrenaline rushes, the products in my grip
I am only shopping, but now it's time to lift
I look for my moment, and down my pants I stick
the product I've selected is concealed against my dick

cuz I want to see, what's on sale whats for free
(every time I go to shop I steal from) enemies
who steal from me, and from you
(if only you knew, then you would steal too)

paranoid as fuck security in tow
is he really traling me and does he really know?
of my little secret my pride and his shame
this is so exciting kid, it's like a fucking game
I'm almost to the counter, will I make it to the door
will I get away like a million times before?
or will i be caught, jailed, banned from the store?
like if the product I've selected slips and crashes to the floor

Five finger discount!

and I want to see, what's on sale whats for free
(every time I go to shop I steal from) enemies
who steal from me, and from you
(if only you knew, then you would steal too)

paranoid as fuck security in tow
is he really traling me and does he really know?
of my little secret my pride and his shame
this is so exciting kid, it's like a fucking game
I'm almost to the counter, will I make it to the door
will I get away like a million times before?
or will i be caught, jailed, banned from the store?
like if the product I've selected slips and crashes to the floor

I get to the door and out the door I slide
I feel a sense of dignity, I feel a sense of pride
I do a happy dance and down the street I bail
as I have a little feast of what's on sale.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Choking
• victim
• five
• finger
• discount

[decaymon]

thumbs up to the nigger who call himself a nigger...amused the fuck out of me.

[chimerablue2]

a friend asked me to give My Chemical Faggotry a chance, i came here to wash my ears out

[EzraCrack66]

This is the best to listen to when shopping

[xxPSYCHOSLUTxx]

@kingblackhart :D

[kingblackhart]

@xxPSYCHOSLUTxx Reppin Shitcago! and no we arent familiar with any of those bands!

[metoomitcheezy]

@metoomitcheezy  ...and obviously you're not familiar with the black metal, sludge/doom, and crust punk scenes since you have never heard of any of them. Thou has over 20 fucking releases and Vit just finished up a tour with Wolves in the Throne Room. I guess Deathwish and Southern Lord records aren't real "labels" then, eh?

[metoomitcheezy]

@xxPSYCHOSLUTxx look them up and see for yourself.

[infernopunx420]

Fuck paying taxes. Fuck for-profit business corporations. Fuck Itunes (and ironically, Youtube). Steal from them all, they're not making bands any money. Why let them profit from hard work done by someone else.

[xxPSYCHOSLUTxx]

@metoomitcheezy bands can never grow, if shitty ppl like you keep stealing music, ps how many tours have those bands been on?

[xxPSYCHOSLUTxx]

@metoomitcheezy 3 demos, 1 album, many of us(otherbands) had our own "labels" and did shit independently to, thats what undiscovered musicians do dumb ass, no one in the 773 has heard of your friends bands, and odds are they wont, my point was dont steal cheap music support other "musicians" by buying there music, i dont think your friends would appreciate some douche bag stealing there music,

[metoomitcheezy]

@xxPSYCHOSLUTxx Okay "musician", that doesn't quite phase me because everyone I know is a fucking "musician", including myself. Tell me, how many albums have you released? I'm friends with some people in bands who are friends with other bands who all own their own label or release their music independently, and I buy all of it. Some of these would include Vit, Panopticon, Thou, Woe, Planning for Burial, and Deafheaven. The music industry is fucking dead for assholes like you.

[xxPSYCHOSLUTxx]

@metoomitcheezy as punk as that is bro, ppl like you are the cause of shitty music today, if its not stealing it from a music store,your doing it online...causing real music to go unheard or unnoticed....thanks for reading sincerely, musician