"whiskey Sippin' Injun" (Original Song)

A light hearted 'dig' at a friend who shall remain nameless, who mistakenly believes she could beat me at pool lol... No disrespect is intended to any Native Americans who may view this video.

Whiskey Sippin' Injun' ...

Oh that whiskey sippin' injun' wont win our game of pool
She'll lose the game and stagger round, just trying to look cool
She won't know how to hold a cue, or where to place the balls
All she'll know is how it feels, to lose, when she plays pool

Oh She drives a Cadillac, it's all shiny and it's black...
She likes to pose and drive around while sittin' in the back
She waves to people in the street as she gives a nod and wink
But she's nowhere near as good at pool as she, likes to think

She likes to ride her tractor as she tears around her grass
But when she plays me at pool I'm gonna spank her a**
She won't be singing Dixie, or lay basking by her pool
She'll be on a losing streak and crying, like a fool

Oh, this whiskey sippin' injun' she has no reservations...
Thinks that she's is good at pool and has ideas above her station
She wants to come to England, I really hope it's true....
She won't know what's hit her, when our game of pool, is through

My bees will seek her out and make a 'bee' line for her neck
If she don't learn, to reign it in and keep her 'lip' in check
She hangs around in 'second life' cos one life's not enough
This whiskey sippin' injun' who tries, to call my bluff

I'll end this little ditty now, with a pledge to my dear friend
You know I'm a better player and I'll beat you in the end
Don't feel down or bitter, there's no shame in being beat
But you'll have to admit I'm great and kiss, my size 10 feet!
Ha ha ha ha ha...
Mark George November 12th 2011

I'll have a large Jamesons... Cheers ;o)

Category:

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[mettanc]

how nice it must feel to not get thombs down. i get under the skin of many, but what puzzle me is more than likely they are subs. well, i hope the 2 of u can get together and play pool.

[gerdenshed]

@mettanc

Don't be fooled Michael, I get my share of haters and nay sayers... The two buttons are very close together, maybe someone hit it by mistake... ;o) You have a large fan base who love what you do my friend, keep on doing it and forget the haters ;o0

Mark....

[LarkeSongs]

cool tune, hope you despatched a beating at pool!

[gerdenshed]

@LarkeSongs

The match hasn't happened yet, I'm letting her get some practice in first lol..

Mark...

[0ooMICKoo0]

Going by your predictions, I think I'll place my bet on you, buddy :)

[jimmymac30]

great song mark, real cute lyrics, well done

[gerdenshed]

@chirogirl67550

You have no idea do you lol....

Mark.....

[KasugaD400]

Hi Mark, it needs a little time, here is my video response.

I hope you like, what i did with your song

Werner

[chirogirl67550]

@gerdenshed I just saw this.NO, I don't know what I said, or what you're talking about...did I go & put my Yankee Injun foot in my mouth again?..I swear, you can't say nothing to a Brit without something coming out wrong...haha ...Maybe, if you guys stopped speaking slang, speak & write the English language correctly, without adding subliminal messages...then WE wouldn't be saying something, that you would misunderstand...But one thing you'll never misunderstand--You Lost!! Ha!

[Shuggydylan]

@gerdenshed LOL. Can't go Wong wi a Chinese bird (or maybe you can)