Ninjin - The Way Of The Vegetable Assassin

The story of a man with a gun and a mission - to eliminate all instances of unseasonal vegetable consumption. Written and directed by the brilliant Michael 'Watercress' Wright and starring the magnificent Daniel 'Legume' Lapaine with deft editing by Simon 'Water Celery' Wilcox and a purringly perfect soundtrack by Michael 'Mango' Mertens. Produced by the kind people at Mustard in association with the equally kind people at Eat Seasonably (http://www.eatseasonably.co.uk). Huge thanks to all.

Full cast:
Daniel Lapaine - Ninjin; Rob Whitelock - Burgess; Kinue Kato - Kabu Sensei; Leah Whitaker - MI5 Woman; Michael Wright - MI5 Man; Jason Thorpe - The Swede; Natasha Heenan - Woman on Bench; Mavreen Brown - Woman in Car Park; Alex Parkinson - Sandwich Guy; Vince Siracusa - Man in Street.

Full crew:
Michael Wright - Director; John Doris - Executive Producer; Sarah Crisp - Production Manager; Peter Sorg - Director of Photography; Tom Guy - Gaffer; Laura Jane Sessions & Camilla Tew - Hair & Make Up Artists; Mavreen Brown - Production Assistantl; Alex Parkinson - Runner; Harry Jarman - Flame Operator; Steve Lane - Sound Designer; Simon Wilcox, Editor.

Special thanks to:
Michael Mertens at Escape Route, George Martin at Arri Focus, Mark Day at Clapham Road Studios, Loaded Dice, Dan Love & Gil James at Golden Square Post Production, Paula Haughey at Grand Central Sound Studios, Anglo-Japanese Society of Wessex and all at Mustard.

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[jwalkerphd]

love him in training lol

[shoopd3]

too bad he didnt kill any sprouts

[jonathanburr89]

you really are spaz's! Who are you to tell people what vegetables they should eat when and where! Its gmo foods u have to watch out for anyway!!!

[Dmf271]

@huirenehu yep

[Bluemilli]

MaINE DER Wasnt ANy NiNJIn IN herr

[TheOliveoilman]

no more - u sad - u no there - u no more - u get here - u get responsible - u now

[TheOliveoilman]

Sic - serious - sic and sad - murderer - dispatch with dignaty -  the olive oil man - get fresh!

[huirenehu]

so is that means we'd better eat this season vegetable?

[batesweb]

Funny. This video is to promote locally grown veg (in your country) - instead of shipping veg from all around the world, "out of season and using fuel to fly in all this veg etc.

Not a "green" person myself, but just thought would mention this.

[EcoChampion]

Great production. Fantastic way to get the message across

[thezenmind44]

wonderful! If this isnt a timely and important ad for encouraging the eating of "slow food", I dont know what is...