Twilight, Twat-light, The Super Gay Adventures of Sparkles the Vampire, The Worst Book Ever Written or Why Mormons Shouldn't Write Vampire Fiction, along with its cash-cow sequels New Moon, Eclipse (Sparklequeers versus Furfags) , and Breaking Dawn, are a four novel long, vampire romance series that appeals to the tiny minds of 16 year old girls and represent in their entirety some of the worst and most fucking abysmal "literature" ever conceived of.
Full of one-dimensional characters and completely devoid of originality, the series is comparable to reading the scribblings and shit stains of an epileptic downie coloring while a strobe light is being shone in its face. Avoid reading it at all costs.
The book series is easily the worst thing to hit the werewolf genre since furries, and the worst thing to happen to vampires ever. The entire series of books and movies, which would have been better as a one season television series on lifetime then forgotten, have no redeeming value to speak of as either literature or cinema, and should be avoided like The Black Plague.
This song was made for this movie, but I was hoping for a little more action footage.
supermandisco 5 months ago
courtesy of Encyclopedia Dramatica
benatkins2007 1 year ago
Twilight, Twat-light, The Super Gay Adventures of Sparkles the Vampire, The Worst Book Ever Written or Why Mormons Shouldn't Write Vampire Fiction, along with its cash-cow sequels New Moon, Eclipse (Sparklequeers versus Furfags) , and Breaking Dawn, are a four novel long, vampire romance series that appeals to the tiny minds of 16 year old girls and represent in their entirety some of the worst and most fucking abysmal "literature" ever conceived of.
benatkins2007 1 year ago
Full of one-dimensional characters and completely devoid of originality, the series is comparable to reading the scribblings and shit stains of an epileptic downie coloring while a strobe light is being shone in its face. Avoid reading it at all costs.
benatkins2007 1 year ago
The book series is easily the worst thing to hit the werewolf genre since furries, and the worst thing to happen to vampires ever. The entire series of books and movies, which would have been better as a one season television series on lifetime then forgotten, have no redeeming value to speak of as either literature or cinema, and should be avoided like The Black Plague.
benatkins2007 1 year ago
Why evrybody like so much Edward Cullen :s
LoveBeautyGirl1 1 year ago
love it ......TEAM EDWARD............
TheRessa411 1 year ago
aww I like this song and this movie too
candy1715 2 years ago
my favorite Edward video
K2stazh 2 years ago
yes yes he is freaking fine even when he's not done up as Edward Cullen mmmmRobert Pattinson damn
justme1676 2 years ago 2