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Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus

Ford says the '93 Taurus is the only car to drive in 2010, and they think Americans will have no other choice but to agree.  
 
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steveman6769 (1 day ago) Show Hide
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i really liked the ford tempo
BioGuelph (1 day ago) Show Hide
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I like this new trend with dents at the front of the car, slick
pfloyd325 (1 day ago) Show Hide
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... I'm trading in my 1994 FORD Taurus to get the new and improved, loaded 1993 model ...
almitybeergod (2 days ago) Show Hide
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hey if it's good enough for conan o'brien, it's good enough for me.
xchekker94 (2 days ago) Show Hide
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I'm trading in my '72 Vega for one TODAY!
SolidusSnake7 (2 days ago) Show Hide
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yea bowl of free candy at the front!
hansonslee (2 days ago) Show Hide
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It has a place for cup noodles? You got me!
jen8933 (2 days ago) Show Hide
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FORD = found on roads dead
mtdman11 (2 days ago) Show Hide
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first on race day
WeOneNow (3 days ago) Show Hide
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Hmmm.... If you meant to say FIAT, or some other anagram for FORD you're dumb. If you did that on purpose, you're fucking hilarious. Either way, it made me laugh so thank you.

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