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Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus

Ford says the '93 Taurus is the only car to drive in 2010, and they think Americans will have no other choice but to agree.  
 
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Carpathia25 (1 day ago) Show Hide
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Jerry was a ford Taurus Driver, he drove so goddamn fast.......
232K7 (1 day ago) Show Hide
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@gedaman

first of all, crown victorias are typically driven by old people, taxi drivers, and cops; none of which gives a shit about engine rpm. that's a marketing technique.

and second, the 2010 V6 mustang did not have the same engine for the last 16 years. the 94-04's use a pushrod 3.8L, and the 05-'10's use a sohc 4.0L. i would hardly call that the same engine.

and third, you really shouldnt open your mouth if you dont know wtf you're talking about. you're a fuckin toolshed.
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@Th2EyA0rEa1MoN2gUs

you would rather push your car than drive a ford ??

you probably do push your car.
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wayniac917 (1 day ago) Show Hide
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"i like that it has heat, and air conditioning so my family can live in it year round" HAHHAHA
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Fordman06777 (5 days ago) Show Hide
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fuck GM!
Fandalg (6 days ago) Show Hide
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Man you're unlucky. My pre-ordered taurus had working brakelights AND some pennies under the floormat.
dannykiddo (1 week ago) Show Hide
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LMAO funny but yet I feel guilty for laughing :S
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not funny

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