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Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus

Ford says the '93 Taurus is the only car to drive in 2010, and they think Americans will have no other choice but to agree.  
 
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ShinobiGarth (7 hours ago) Show Hide
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Lol my sis has a Taurus think it's around a 93 too!
greeneups (1 day ago) Show Hide
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yeah my dads chevy 1500 just passed 200,000 and still runs fine!
x4nit0s (2 days ago) Show Hide
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170k? That's it? What's funny is you think 170,000 is an impressive figure.
MJND1990 (2 days ago) Show Hide
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Well, a friend of mine has a Blazer with 325,000 but that is not a Taurus so it is irrelevant. lol.

The Taurus does run forever though. Seen tons of the upwards of 200-250k.
x4nit0s (2 days ago) Show Hide
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Fusion is okay but it's still wayyyyy too huge and floaty for me, the AWD is a joke too.  Also enjoy that massive brake rotor recall.
MrTabby5000 (3 days ago) Show Hide
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I thought tarp financed it?
Imskyhigh87 (3 days ago) Show Hide
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UIC
hoogles2 (3 days ago) Show Hide
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you know whats funny? i know alot of people that dont understand the onion
itsttime (4 days ago) Show Hide
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Me Do! Plus he said free candy!
j05baker (4 days ago) Show Hide
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I heard your local dollar store will finance it lol

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