Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus
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@gardnerbm A friend of mine has a 98 honda civic, and you need a screwdriver to open the front hood... Guess that could be a security feature
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:( man...i really liked my 93 Taurus though. oh well this was still funny :)
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@gardnerbm AC Is for faggots and people who work at the dollar tree
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IT CAME WITH A BUMPER!!! FUCK, my didn't come with one. :(
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i had to settle for a 94 as they were sold out of 93...my loss the 94 did not come with standard cassette that worked. i had to pay extra for each working headlight, and only one of the doors opened...the rear passenger...
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I feel bad for the people who clicked "dislike". Chances are they can't afford a car. I'm not trying to be funny, that's actually really sad.
1 month ago 3
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If they throw in a bottle of Stop-smoke im sold
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I dont think Honda can top that
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I doubt the AC works
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The ad did it for me.
rorcon 9 months ago 54
I was a bit disappointed when my new 93 Taurus came with a copy of "Pork Soda" instead, but the dealership more than made up for it by letting me have all the empty bottles and cans in the sales departments recycling bin.
acronus 8 months ago 31