IfIwereAGirlScout

Camp Grier Old Fort, NC
Girl Scout encampment song rotation,
3 troops (Brownies, Juniors, & Cadets) singing
"If I weren't a Girl Scout"
If I weren't a Girl Scout, the next thing I would be
If I weren't a Girl Scout, a Barbie I would be
Love me, kiss me take me home (kiss!)
If I weren't a Girl Scout, the next thing I would be
If I weren't a Girl Scout, a carpenter I'd be,
2 by 4 I'll nail it to the floor,
If I weren't a Girl Scout, the next thing I would be
If I weren't a Girl Scout, a truck driver I'd be,
Oh Dear! Can't Steer, Put this stupid thing in gear!
If I weren't a Girl Scout, the next thing I would be
If I weren't a Girl Scout, a farmer I would be,
Sow the seeds and fertilize the weeds,
If I weren't a Girl Scout, the next thing I would be
If I weren't a Girl Scout, a Butcher I would be,
Take the chicken and ring it by the neck (crack!),
If I weren't a Girl Scout, the next thing I would be
If I weren't a Girl Scout, a Boy Scout I would be,
Dude a bug! I'll squish it in the rug!
If I weren't a Girl Scout, the next thing I would be
If I weren't a Girl Scout, a Leader I would be,
Do this! Do that! Don't forget to wear your hat!
If I weren't a Girl Scout, the next thing I would be
If I weren't a Girl Scout, I'd move to Beverly...Hills that is!

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Music

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• Girl Scouts
• Songs
• Camp
• Singing