Alternative Rugby Commentary - 2008 Super 14

Thats right! We're fucken back again, and this time it's personal! First up, the 2008 Super 14, and this year General Thian is leaving nothing to chance as we plough headlong into the Criminal Element and those Big Fat Biltong Biting Bastards!

Get to www.arcrugby.co.nz for more info.


Written and Directed by Jed Thian and Fraser Davidson

Animated & Produced by Fraser Davidson (www.fraserdavidson.co.uk)

Audio and Mix - Morgan Samuel
(morgansamuel@paradise.net.nz)

Category:

Sports

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• 2008
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• 14

[mrShowaddywaddy]

i have a question.....as far as rugby goes, do SA, NZ and Aus all fuckin hate each other? Or do SA and NZ gang up on Aus?

[fraserdldavidson]

@mrShowaddywaddy nz and sa have a respect for one another born from one of rugbys oldest rivalries. and everyone hates shackledraggers.

[Pieterseboy]

ja wat eva the bulls suck but dont talk bout out eating habits n 1 day the stormers will prevail n kick every ozzy n newasslands rugby team in the great words the voortrekkers ja nee

[fraserdldavidson]

what? dayz obvyuzly not teech u bokke to write n shit.

[00mtig3r]

WhiteBuffalo81 = Cunt

[alternativebassist]

@Discodark

tartan mafia-highlanders, tartan...no?

drop bears=koalas

little England... aka Canterbury...England

criminal...aussie; come on!

hand baggers refers to the famous Umaga hand bag incident (I think)

once again...convicts

not too sure

punta del jaffa-means place of the gays; I'm not really sure what he has against Auckland :P

[thereptileking1000]

nz r the only purvs wales rock so suck it asshole

[Discodark]

I've only just recently got into the ARC and these epic animations (fantastic work Jed and Fraser-from an Aussie!). I've worked out all the teams monikers mentioned but I don't know why/ how they got them- can anyone shed some light?

Tartan Mafia= Highlanders

Drop Bears = Reds

Little England Pony Club= Crusaders

Criminal Cavalry= Brumbies

H Corps (Royal New Zealand Hand Baggers)= Hurricanes

Filthy escapees from cell block S= Waratahs

Clap Corps- Chiefs

Jaffa Junta- Blues

[GiefGoldPlx]

Everyone here needs to pipe down. This is just some banter.

[notifymyrobot]

@mitchsabine12 richie mccaw is so good he ahs his own nickname? cool.

[Sockinatoro]

@mrfijianbiscuit: i think in this example he is referring to the scrum-half (#9)...

[sickcuntsam]

this is the best rugby video i have ever seen

[mitchsabine12]

@mindispower

HAHAHAHAHAHA

you fuckin kiwi fraud. i'm gonna laugh so hard when richie 'hands in the ruck' mccaw and the rest of you sheep shagging fuckwits choke on homesoil. are you fucking serious cunt? lets have a look at some important facts. australia has the best world cup record, 2 wins, 1 runner up, one fourth. kiwi's lag behind ENGLAND in fourth.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[eshel120]

i saw this vid 3 times in a row and still, i didnt understood a word that fat guy was saying

[JOONGSEIS]

@mrShowaddywaddy NZ SA and AUS are the top 3 and play in the Super 14.. mostly its a NZ or SA club team that goes on to win as talent is spread out in the AUS clubs.

NZ might hate AUS due to rugby rivalry but they respect their game all the same.. SA have a tough rep as well