Christmas Candy

http://www.jessicamenn.com

Some things may seems good in theory, but do not necessarily work out well in reality.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• christmas
• candy
• lightbulb
• doom
• bunny
• jessica
• menn
• pain
• blood
• stupid
• child

[KratosZX]

Is the ability to make a video that contains scrolling credits a secret? Cuz after years of making videos I still don't know how to do it. Maybe you could make a video on how to do it, since you've done it in every video. and everybody knows the best candy is the gummy aquatic animals in sour slime thingy.

[j2theperson]

No, it's not a secret. The specifics of how you do it, however, depend upon the editing program that you use. I use Sony Vegas, so I go down into "media generators" then click on "credit roll". If you're using Windows Movie Maker click on "tools" then on "title and credits" then on "credits at the end of the movie".

[Sugartalker]

*sniff* Where did my comment go?

[j2theperson]

It went to the place where all precious things that are basely treated and cruelly destroyed go.

Um...where that is, I don't actually know.

[j2theperson]

At any rate, before I so idiotically deleted your comment, I was going to reply that lightbulb candy is not, as far as I can tell, widespread in the US. Apparently, the candy in question is made by a very sketchy manufacturer, and could only be found in those ghetto-type dollar stores.

[joseortizjr319]

You are a wierdo!

Lightbulb Candy....not a very...

hold on...I can barely contain myself...

not a very BRIGHT idea!

[j2theperson]

You're lucky I'm more tolerant of puns than most. On another YouTube page that comment would get you slapped numerous times. ;)

[UC7media]

So let me get this straight. You write, act, use satire, have a keyboard, do voices, had also listened to Drudge Radio, and have an MST3K DVD collection? Are you perfect or something?

[xicalhada]

You are definitely a cute and sexy girl, but your brain is completely burnt.

(no offense)

[haansgruber]

man she has a big mouth

peace :)

[Hyperkid37]

You're alive! Thank god! And here I thought you were stolen, never to post on YouTube again!

And you should really tell DoomBunny that if he can't get the job done with one bullet, he shouldn't do the job at all.

*Sigh* n00b assassins. Tsk!

[KratosZX]

Thanks! It works perfect, and I now know how to do it thanks to you. Even though it's right in front of my face, if I had found it before I wouldn't have learned anything. Well other then rabbits are allergic to light bulbs *shrug*

Thanks again Jess. :)

[joseortizjr319]

Thanks for not virtually slapping me. That was very...*snicker*...SWEET of you. I'll try to refrain from making any more DIMwitted comments next time. As for the Doom Bunny, I think she'll be alright. Can I expect to see her in the next video singing and dancing to.....(sorry)...Blondie's "Heart of Glass"?

[JasSJ2]

Heh! I love a bit of dark comedy.

[smellyshoe01]

hm...your videos are a little weird, but i cannot deny that i like them.