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Uploaded by on May 28, 2007

Condoleezzashaniquashantishaguantanamobaygaptoothbitchtisha "Spanky" Rice, AKA "Condom-Lizards Rise", (after the rise to power of an unpleasant strand of rubber reptiles), is the first partially-African American female to become Secretary of State, only after Colin Powell died of annoyance with the direction of U.S. fucking government. He is secretary of state to the fucking monkey living in the fucking White House, George W. Bush(an anagram of "Ow, he buggers!), whom he lovingly calls "Peckerwood". As evidenced by his name, Condoleezza is very clearly of black descent. We believe while in the NSA he was able to plant the "Bird Flu" on suspecting Chinese fishermen and then reap enormous profits through great deals at Exxon to make a vaccine. He is currently a Republican but was previously a member of the 'Lesbian' Party. Underneath his clothes, he is completely naked. On the 7th October 2003, his real identity was revealed: he is an Israeli who comes from Detroit and whose real name is Moses Sidish Mezar-Kantaris.

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  • # 1 WHORE Of this WORLD

    haha

  • Shes a bucktoothed Lizzard cunt

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  • Condilizzard

  • what a miserable nasty human being.

  • For more about Dr. Rice, see my video:

    Condi Lied Under Oath to the 9/11 Widows

  • @crybabyland Condoleeza is not Italian, it is DERIVED from the Italian term "con dolcezza" which is used in classical music as an instruction to play a piece of music 'sweetly' (~softly). 'Condoleeza' is both spelled and pronounced differently from 'con dolcezza'. The former is pronounced [Con-doe-lee-zah] and the latter: [Con-doll-chett-sah].

  • @thecoolconejoman Id hit lol

  • Has she come out of the closet yet? Worst kept secret in Washington.

  • @FUCKYOUALGORECHANNEL You're totally right and not only that she is also qualified and ready to be President of the United States of America its a shame she will never never run Palin 2012!

  • I would love to bang her... I can think of other positions she would be good in.

  • she was actually qualified for her position.

  • Actually her name is Italian. Thanks. Another racist post.

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