Teddy Roosevelt loses another race

no match for my pierogies

Too bad my pierogies mopped the floor with the presidents last night!!! OHHH

I was at the game today with seats right behind the visitors bullpen (very cool place to sit) and the Marlins had a Teddy bobblehead sitting right next to the catcher (or where he would be if anyone was warming up). I didn't see what they did with it, though

That was bullshit Thomas Jefferson cheated

Okay, that's just down right unAmerican...poor Teddy! he's my favorite loveable loser!

Would have been better if he had won the race only to have been DQ'd the following inning when video surfaced of him applying the Cream and the Clear. Would have been HILARIOUS, especially with Barry Bonds being in town.

Poor Teddy, he can't even win on his Bobblehead night!!!