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Calm down yo tell me what be the problem
I'm not sure doc but I keep sneezing often
I got a runny nose and I just keep on coughing
You gotta help man what are the treatment option
Look I love you bro, but yo you must have known
That once again you suffering from a FUCKING COLD
The same virus your girl had a month ago
We been through this many times hundred fold
But my throats hurts, neurofen, eat a few...
I don't like drugs... so what you want me to do?
Magic away the pain while I chant beetle juice,
Maybe use some voodoo spells in treating you
Ok I get your point, but look I need a doctors note
I been off for 2 days my boss is not a joke
You shoulda gone to work, I won't help you skive
But 1st 7 days you can self certify
I'm about to lose my mind
i've seen so many colds, don't mean to be unkind
you don't need a doctor, don't call the doctor,
just take some para-fucking-cetamol... you'll be fine
I hate all the needisness this is why we struggling
Financial deficit the NHS is crumbling
Open up the door everybody come on in
Don't look after yourself just leave it to government
You don't need MRI's for every ankle sprain
Or for your spine cause occasionally your backs in pain
It's enough to make the logical act in sane
making rap tracks hoping we can have some change
back in the day people used to ask their grandmothers
the simple health questions that they now demand of us
the nanny state right now is madd scandalous
we are fucking doctors not your grandmothers
so stay home don't come to see me
stop treating the service as a cheap freebie
it's not easy
please believe me
you don't need me
Hahaha! This is really funny! You always have got something to say...
didamedia 9 months ago
Pure jokes!
doolia39 9 months ago
This is hilarious!! Love the ending...I guess it's off to the GMC!
ugm1c2k 9 months ago