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Champion
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wow and i thought i was ashamed for the size of my shit thanks for the ego bost!!! ps find a woman that can not tell the diffrence between 2 inches and 8!
1 year ago 2
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I really wanted to do this monologue for my drama class, but my teacher wouldn't let me. :(
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lol
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@Jewwlicious SAME HERE! DAMN! I think I am addicted!
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Prison with high-speed internet and YouTube access ain't so bad.
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Funny.
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It won't take up to much space in tight underwear when you get a boner, nor will it attract attention at a wrong time.
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Here's some extra reasons:-
1. You are marginally less likely to get it caught in a wood chipper. (It can happen!)
2. You have the perfect excuse to buy a Ferrari, a Rolex Watch, or a cigarette boat.
3. Your wife will think your cock is just an abnormally large clit, which would make her consider turning into a hot lesbian or, at the very least, Bisexual.
4.You can write a best-selling memoir about your penis and make up with celebrity what you lack in length and girth!
1 year ago 2
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I love the vids you do in black and white, Very minimalist! 5/5 favorited, and added to the play list.
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"my penis envy is bigger than yours" haha good one!
spinka100 2 years ago 26
Sure, but dogs are smaller than humans.
henrahmagix 2 years ago 15