gareth phillips syzygy md talks about marketing
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Gareth.... you have been hoisted on your own petard. Virally.
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The 21st century version of a snake oil salesman.
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So crystal clear on communication that he works at a Company with an unreadable unmemorable name. MD in this case clearly short for midget dick.
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Basically his job - his life - is about putting bow ties on turds.
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Christ... all that gesticulating gave me motion sickness.
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Language that's fit for purpose? Yes, Gareth, that's exactly how people speak when they're in the pub.
This patronising, smug and odious little nobody makes me ashamed to be in advertising.
Hmmm - he's not sure about Crispin Porter.
I wonder if anyone there has even heard of him.
I heard he was fired after this gut-wrenching awfulness appeared.
I pray that's true.
And what in God's name convinced Campaign that it was worthy of sharing?
Come friendly bombs and fall on Syzygy.
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I nearly didn't make it to the end of the vid. Biggest bunch of ... I heard in a while. Do people point and laugh now when they see him on the street?? I love how he doesn't look into the camera to really connect with his audience!
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brilliant. ha ha ha
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that wasn't a planned answer at all was it
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Holy moly, what a cum-winit
No hint of irony. What an utterly charmless toadshit.
unkulwalds 2 years ago 8
This deserves to go viral.
Best parody of contemporary marketing 'thinking' I've ever seen, complete with pitch-perfect patronising tone and mannerisms.
The man's a comic genius - stand aside Borat and Bruno, today satire has a new king and his name is Gareth P!
RexCastor 2 years ago 4