"My Immortal" Part 1 *Read Description*

Me and Travolta3335 were bored the other day and decided that this would be a good idea. WHY we decided that it would be a good idea, I have no clue.

The Stalin with Kamina glasses is an in-joke, don't worry about it.

Yes, that is the "Lupin III" intro you hear playing. Why? You'll see. It has to do with chewing.

Travolta3335: http://www.youtube.com/user/Travolta3335
SUB TO HIM OR I SHALL EAT YOUR FACE O[]O

Horrible Fanfiction: http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm

Legal:

The "My Immortal" Harry Potter Fan-Fiction is owned by Tara-whatshername and we claim no ownership of said story, we just "like" to read it.

Stalin is property of Stalin and Russia, methinks.

"Welcome to the 70s"(the song) is owned by whoever wrote it, I don't know their name, but they are awesome for it.

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[darkflame7899]

Yeah Travolta I remember when I made that transition it felt awesome

[liamnaruto]

like i said is it good or bad that i'm mentioed

0.o (confused )

[liamnaruto]

(0.o i'm mentiped also it liam

but the i sounds like an e why don't know

[TalkingJello]

I knew you'd do one of these one day.

[VyseElric]

Woah, fangasm O_o

Yeeeeeah, that might not be the best idea.

He's the buddy that keeps you at arms length :D At all times :D Even when you sleep :D He'll steal your soul

SPOON!!

[ff7pianist]

OMG YOU LOVE DECEASECRAB TOO?!?!? I am such a fan boi of DeceasedCrab, I freak out whenever I meet a fellow fan!!

Dude, you have, like, all my respect now.

Yeah, he's hella indirect.... I've never actually gotten to, i dunno, "witness" his friendly side, though....

Oh well, Ima stop spamming your vids and pm you or something.

[VyseElric]

Indeed.

Jesus Christ it's a lion get in the car O_o...

That there are so many of them, I'd be practically swimming in them. I have no idea why, it just seems desirable.

Fuck yeah, DeceasedCrab! I love that guy :D He's friendly, just really indirect, which I think is awesome. Really? So I'm like DCs mini me? Awesome :D

[ff7pianist]

Er, yes indeed. That is why.

If by "rectal hemorrahaging" you mean "there are tiny dolphin like things living on your crotch and they stink of seawater" then yes, you have it right on the money.

Would the pizza rolls be in an actual pool or do you mean that there are so many pizza rolls that you are practically swimming in them?

Are you aware of the person on here called DeceasedCrab? I feel that you are the younger, friendlier (sp?) of him. "The People's DeceasedCrab", if you will.

[VyseElric]

Ah, that's why.

Does it include rectal hemorrhaging?

I'd like to die swimming in a pool of pizza rolls. Just cause.

You come here for quality? I feel bad now :P

[ff7pianist]

Same with me. I just look every now and then to see if he has anything on and only a couple of days ago he had that Full Life thing playing.

Suprisingly, it doesn't. There are some other, er.... Alarming concerns that I doubt you'll want to hear about.....

I would hope to enjoy a death where I get stabbed in the head just after making love with a woman. Also, posts pics of the crime on the internet afterward.

Think nothing of it. It is merely what you deserve for your quality of work.