Freshen Up (Toilet Attendant Song)

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I had a weird experience with a toilet attendant a few weeks back and searched around for songs about them. There weren't many so I thought I'd give it a go.

This is a really rough and it was done for a laugh. The audio is really quiet cos my camera is awful, i'll make a better vid if ppl wanna hear it.

The lyrics:

I was standing at the bar drinking Vodka Red Bulls
Had to go to the gents because my bladder was full
Standing at the urinal but it didn't feel right
I could feel someone's eyes watching me from behind
I zip up, turn around and sure enough someone is
A smiley African man standing right by the sinks
Lollipops and chewing gum, and eau de toilette
He said hello again my friend but I was sure we'd just met
Not sure what he wants.- so I smile and nod
Thinking he better not try anything I was praying to God
Just the two of us in there wasn't sure what to think
But before I got to the door the man said this....

Wash your fingers for the mingers
Don't be lazy
I'll provide the soap and tissue
If you pay me
No spray no lay, are you crazy?
You got to freshen up, freshen up for the ladies.
No Armani, no poonani for you
No splash no gash, yes it's true!
No spray no lay, are you crazy?
You got to freshen up, freshen up for the ladies.

Crisis averted I go to wash my hands
His name was Henry he came from the motherland
Overseas student by day at night he squirts out soap
Giving advice to the pissed on how to get the ladies home
He told me; wash off the dirt if you want to flirt
No Gucci, no coochie so have a little squirt
I sprayed some Issey Miyake and dried my hands
I took a Chupa Chup turned around to leave and said thanks
He gave me a funny look like I'd done something wrong
It was awkward so I said I'm going, I can hear my favourite song
He said you think I'm here in this toilet because I like to hang around
I said what do you want?
He replied, wash, dry and spray that's two pounds

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[JenHoppers]

This is so true! There's a woman in Camden (Ice Wharf) who sings "Freshen up your poonani, poonani, poonani, freshen up your poonani for your boyfriend..." She finishes up with suggesting that you do it for your boyfriend, yourself.. your health. It's a moral message. And she has a kids keyboard. Amazing.

[SINGONTHEROAD2SUCCES]

GREAT TUNE MAKE MORE AND POST SAYS JAVON HUNT ON YOUTUBE

[SARIAK12Centre]

hey no chance you can tell me what the chords are !? p.s this is amazing :L

[MrNeilneil123]

Toilet Attendant in Wolverhampton

[VeryWittyName]

Let me guess, the guy from Oxygen in Brighton?

[DrunkenDonats1]

nice



[3mundi]

cant hear you

[alecalk]

quality

[favsncrap]

LMFAO ... this is so awesome, and so true.. well done keep it comming =D