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Cruisin' (The Tom Cruise Rap)

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Uploaded by on Mar 7, 2009

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The music video for Cruisin' (The Tom Cruise Rap), an original song written and performed by London Style, comprised of Niccolo Bongioanni and Michael Yanoska. Special guest appearances by Megan Donaghy and Dane Schrader.

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***LYRICS***
Sitting in the bedroom with the TV on
Watching old movies til the break of dawn
Turn on Cinemax, what do I see
Mr. Tom Cruise as Frank T.J. Mackey
I love it when he does his Risky Business
Walking through his house like he was Jesus
He ended up the hero in The Last Samurai
And that was amazing considered he was a white guy
0-8, featured in Tropic Thunder
Played a fat bald guy with a crazy temper
Give the man props cuz hes with Ms. Katie
Our boy Tom Cruise has gone love crazy
Taking no crap from the paparazzi
Cuz he sues them faster than a Maserati
Yall better remember the name Tom Cruise
Or hell give a demonstration of his Mission Impossible moves

(CHORUS)
You got us goin crazy...
For you and Ms. Katie...
Yea, you two are amazing...
(Top Gun, Cocktail, Tropic Thunder
Risky Business, Jerry Maguire)

You're the actor that we're choosing
We find your crazy moves amusing
And now we are just Cruisin'
(Mission: Impossible, The Last Samurai
Rain Man, Collateral, and Vanilla Sky)

Hollywood Video, Friday Night
Looking for a thrill and looking for a fright
Walking down the aisle when to my surprise
A Few Good Men, it caught my eye
Got me thinking bout the man in white
The way he lives a normal life
Wakes up early, goes to Oprah
Start jumping up and down all on her sofa
Takes a plane and shoots some Valkyrie
Comes back home to Scientology
Back to the house where hes not alone
When he walks inside and he says SUP HOLMES
Now hes gone for about an hour
Going on TV, gonna fight Matt Lauer
Wondered why the man is always in the news
And then I remembered, the mans Tom Cruise

You got us goin crazy...
For you and Ms. Katie...
Yea, you two are amazing...
(Topgun, Cocktail, Tropic Thunder
Risky Business, Jerry Maguire)

You're the actor that we're choosing
We find your crazy moves amusing
And now we are just Cruisin'
(Mission: Impossible, The Last Samurai
Rain Man, Collateral, and Vanilla Sky)
(Topgun, Cocktail, Tropic Thunder
Risky Business, Jerry Maguire)
(Mission: Impossible, The Last Samurai
Rain Man, Collateral, and Vanilla Sky)
(Topgun, Cocktail, Tropic Thunder
Risky Business, Jerry Maguire)
(Mission: Impossible, The Last Samurai
Rain Man, Collateral, and Vanilla Sky)
(Topgun, Cocktail, Tropic Thunder
Risky Business, Jerry Maguire)

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Uploader Comments (FFTamaHawk009)

  • Michael...your dad showed this to me the other day...Hilarious!

  • haha thank you!

  • did you guys make up this song?

  • yep, beat and lyrics!

  • This is genius. I wish you a shot at fame!

  • thanks man! i appreciate it

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  • Haha wow!! That was just amazing!

  • lol this is awesome

  • AWESOME VIDEO! Amazing rap

  • I love Tom Cruise. And I love this song.

  • Love it! Tom Kicks ass!

  • did you get your influence from the Lonely Island?

  • geatt viid guys! 5/5

  • Tom Cruise is a nutcase. Nice song.

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