Pick up lines below.
In the video, we didn't say some of them the same way, but these are the originals.
1)Do you have a band aid?
Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.
2) Do you have a map?
Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes.
3) Do you think I can borrow that dress sometime?
4) Your feet must be tired, cause you been running through my mind all day.
5) Do you work on a farm?
Cause your good at raising cocks.
6) Excuse me, do you have two nipples for a dime?
7) I'm the new milkman.
Do you want it in the front or back?
8) Was your father an alien?
Cause honey on planet earth, there's nothing like you.
9) Your so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
10) Do you wanna play army with me?
So I can blow the hell outta you.
11) WOW! Are those real?
12) Guy: Excuse me miss, do you give head to strangers
Girl: No..?
Guy: Mmm, then let me introduce myself.
13) Why do I have a pierced tongue?
I'll show you later.
14) Hey baby, can you be my Love Buffet?
So I can lay you on the table and take what I want.
15) You must work in Subway.
Cause you just gave me a footlong.
16) Lets make a bunk bed, you be on bottom, I'll be on top.
17) I'm no weather man but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight.
18) The only time I'll kick you outta my bed,
is if I wanna fuck on the fLoor.
19) I just jizzed in my pants,
Can I get yours?
20) Wanna ride?
I gotta truck and the condoms.
21) Hey baby wanna come over to MySpace?
So I can Twitter your Yahoo til you Google all over my Facebook.
22) That's a nice shirt, can I talk you out of it?
23) Do you believe in love at first sight?
Or should I walk by again?
24) Hey baby, if I can re-write the alphabet, I'd but U and I together.
25) Are you a Library book?
Cause I'm checkin you out.
26) If you were a hamburger at McDonalds, you'd be called McGorgeous.
27) Are you a parking ticket?
Cause you got Fine written all over you.
28) Baby you must be a broom.
Cause you just swept me off my feet.
29) If I said you had a good body, would you hold it against me?
30) I lost my teddy bear, can you sleep with me tonight?
31) I'm new in this town, can I get directions to your house?
32) I lost my phone number, can I get yours?
33) Be unique and different. Say yes.
34) Are your pants from outer space?
Cause your ass is outta this world.
35) Your like milk, I wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.
36) Excuse me, I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you a notice that I noticed you too.
37) I aint Fred Flinstone,
but I can sure make your Bedrock.
38) Are you a Sargent?
Cause you make my private stand up straight.
39) You have 206 bones right now.
Do you want 207 tonight.
40) Hey baby, nice legs, what time do they open?
41) I wouldn't be suprised if your name was Cambles Soup because you are MMMM Good!
42) You must work at Subway cause all I wanna do is eat fresh.
43) Do you work at KFC, because you are finger-licking good.
44) Hey baby you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll have it your way.
45) Girl, Ima have to put you on my To-Do List.
46) If your gunna regret this in the morning, we can sleep til the afternoon.
47) Lets go back to my house for some Math.
add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
48) Your place? Or mine?
I'll flip a coin, head at my place,
tails at yours.
49) I have a 6 inch tongue, and I can breath through my ears.
50) Hey baby, you must be from Tennasee, because your the only 10 I see.
51) Excuse me miss, are you a hostess?
Cause you got some sweet cakes.
52) Your name must be Cheerios,
Cause you seem healthy on my heart.
53) Did you fart?
Cause you blew me away.
54) Are your parents retarted?
Cause you sure are special.
55) My love for you is like Diarrhea..
I can't hold it in.
56) I can't make a Cherry Pop,
but I can make a Banana Cream.
57) If we were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
58) Do you work for UPS?
Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package.
59) You may not be the prettiest girl here, but beauty is a lightswitch away.
60) Sex is a Sensation, caused by a Temptation, when a guy sticks his Location in a girls Destination to increase Population. Do you get my Explanation or do you need a Deminstation?
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and if i dont have a life, then how am i talking to you?
and id love to know how ima hoe.