Church of the Subgenius and Egg Donors - The Public Eye

From The Public Eye (www.thepubliceye.tv), 2006-07-05.

If today is truly X-day and the world is going to be destroyed by alien invaders, don't you think they would send some advance scouts? We're sure you're familiar with one of them. Just watch the video.

And speaking of false hopes, some pre-screened egg donor programs suggest that harvesting eggs from smart college kids means your posterity will bring along the genius to the next generation. Or should we say, subgenius?

This video is copyright (c) 2006 The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. All rights reserved.
http://www.subgenius.com/

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[Journeyman107]

Ok: The point of this religion is that there is no point. Did i get it right or do i have to spend another hour trying to figure out wtf this thing is all about?

[mcgrewrich]

It depends on whether you want a "correct" answer or a CORRECT answer. The "correct" answer, as any edumacated Conspiracy Glorp will tell you, is that the Church of the SubGenius is one big joke and nothing moar. The CORRECT answer, however, is that we are an evil mind-control UFO suicide sex cult hell-bent on world domination by any means necessary, and you need to pay us lots of money to find out moar (less than the Scientologists charge). Which answer is true for you depends on your brain.

[teslacoils2001]

How many freemason subgenius came to my home During my campaign against the killing of those school kids. How many of you know who my associates are?

[mcgrewrich]

Well I was one of the freemason SubGenii to come to your home during that campaign against the killing of those school kids. I know who your associates are; doesn't everybody? Anyway, I looked at your videos, and I would like to thank you for all your excellent work fighting the Conspiracy. Keep up the good work sir!

[somecomputergeek]

Yes, education is the tool of the conspiracy. Avoid it at all costs.

[SkyRifter]

YACATISMA 2013.

The last card; vid on youtube; Illuminati card game; (research it. Non-believers.)

Empire state building is next.

[jlovebirch]

A charitable thumbs up, even though between her annoying voice and large boobs (that I really wanted to see more of) I barely heard a word she was saying.

[cmonpeeps]

You can even spell is name backwards...this guy is should be king.

[olddirtycraig]

TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Caligula138]

So annoying

[xxxfeature]

Open wide and swallow my seed BITCH!!!!!

[ysbaddaden2003]

I wish they turned up the air conditioning...

[2010cynic]

@somecomputergeek nice.  lol

[ChocolatePoop1301]

Yeah, uhhh, genetics have no link to intelligence. Dumb bitch.

[patzilla2000]

Always fun!