Final Fantasy Classic WITH LYRICS

You can own this track in beautiful improved CD quality on the brentalfloss CD, get it here: http://www.levelupstudios.com/brentalfloss-lyrics
You can also get it digitally on iTunes: http://itunes.com/brentalfloss or for cheap on Bandcamp: http://brentalfloss.bandcamp.com

Special thanks to my sound engineer Joe Skinner who helped with the recording and sequencing of this one, and youtube user HCBailly whose "Let's Play" footage was instrumental in the editing process.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

LYRICS:
Once again the world might fall prey to an ancient evil
Once again we're hurled into darkness and great upheaval

Those who can enlist, let's unite and we'll fight together
We must save the crystals or orbs or the moon—whatever.

Come, lets fly, we'll sail where the wind may take us through that
starry sky cause apparently back then they had ships that could do that

Draw your sword and stick it in trees that have
human features
Journey toward the thicket and steal shit from
woodland creatures

Though the villain shames us, we'll pwn all his dark abettors
Funny how our names all contain less than seven letters

Shine your light, the forces of evil can't outlast a mage, a knight, a weird little kid and a ninja master

KEY CHANGE, MOFO!

Raise our levels high cross the mountains and plains and oceans
Don't forget to buy several buttloads of tents and potions

Storm the villain's hideout and keep your courageous spirit
Scream a battle cry loud enough that the bitch can hear it

Finally, the hunter of souls shall be the hunted
Now they'll see we'll save humankind like we always wanted
When we were little
Summer vacation
Dancing in our jammies
Cause we beat Final Fantasy
Yeah!

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[atmtex83]

I love this piece, Floss, you are the Mega Dude. Today, Final Fantasy looks so foreign to the way it was done back in the heyday of I-VII, and I'm not talking about the graphics. Back then, the stories were gripping (well, III-VII, anyway), the battle system was not as overly contrived as an iPhone, and the protagonists were likeable (Tidus and Squall can lick my taint). Everyone has their favorite, but for me, it's still FFIV - battling an evil all of the world, redemption, the moon & twists.

[Metalik4ever]

Thank you, Mario Paint!

[DeathGodRiku]

@crazyty101 but kefka is in 6. it says so in dissidia. 3 was onion knight and cloud of darkness

[RegameStarsword]

@ItsFreakinAnna No. I did it too.

[TWGlitches]

@ItsFreakinAnna Not at all, my friend.

[ItsFreakinAnna]

Is it sad that I memorised these lyrics?

[Rue666]

This is probably his best game with lyrics

[crazyty101]

@atmtex83 Mine (and this is by how they were numbered in america) was 3 kefka is awesome.

[50a1c]

2:30 do i have to be the one who has to say what is wrong with this picture? fine I will : a white mage killed chaos?!

[Stordrage]

Final fantasy ix ftw

[GhosttheAlmighty]

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Truer words were never spoken