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Ron Paul! He's a Libertarian!

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Uploaded by on Jan 3, 2012

A song about our favorite grumpy old libertarian to the tune of "New Age Girl" by Deadeye Dick.

Created with super crappy garage band, total lack of skills, and unwarranted bravado.

Lyrics:

Ron Paul!

I've got a new candidate (tell us what he's like)
A libertarian, he states (doesn't want tax hikes)
He wants to end the fed (does he spend a lot of cash)
Thinks gold would work instead (he's heading for a crash)

He thinks it's OK for gubbment to say when life begins
And he thinks states banning gays would really be a win

Ron Paul, he's a libertarian
(Ron Paul, Ron Paul, Ron Paul)
Ron Paul will outlive all the septuagenarians
(Ron Paul, Ron Paul)
Oh he loves his God and he hates abortion so
He don't like the fed but he sure like the gold

Ron Paul!

He don't like evolution (why he doesn't buy it)
Thinks school prayer's the solution (why he doesn't fight it)
But he's OK with pot smoking...
(I don't know, I don't know)
His stance on race, I wish I knew

He don't like immigration and he seems crazy as shit
But aside from all that, he seems like a good fit

Ron Paul, he's a libertarian
(Ron Paul, Ron Paul, Ron Paul)
Ron Paul will outlive all the septuagenarians
(Ron Paul, Ron Paul)
Oh he wants to end the wars and close the borders so
He don't like the fed but he sure like the gold

Ron Paul!

Ron Paul, don't hesitate
Please segregate your votes from your devotions
I know separation isn't way up high

(guitar!)

Ron Paul, he's a libertarian
(Ron Paul, Ron Paul, Ron Paul)
Ron Paul will outlive all the septuagenarians
(Ron Paul, Ron Paul, Ron Paul)
Ron Paul, he's not Republican
(Ron Paul, Ron Paul, Ron Paul)
Ron Paul, it doesn't mean that you should vote for him

Ron Paul etc etc

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  • Cute!

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