OUR NEXT PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES - PROFESSOR ALBERT!

www.ProfessorAlbert.com - Professor Albert, Celebrity Commentator and Motivational Music Superstar is back with a very special Patriotic Announcement. The very famous Professor Albert is concerned about America, about Free Speech, about all these Call Girls in Politics and he is going to do something about it!

Professor Albert lives in Podunk, Idaho where he recently released his new album : "YOU ARE A STAR!" which features THE SEXY IN YOU!" "U R A CELEBRITY!" DON'T GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!" "LIFE ROCKS!" "CHANGE!" and more! He is the world's sexiest man and the first motivational music superstar!

"Tank you, my fans for all of your support! Please buy my album for I am broke and need da money, and it's good too."

-Professor Albert-

(PSSSS! Check out Professor Albert's motivational music video on YouTube "THE SEXY IN YOU!")

Please check out his website at www.ProfessorAlbert.com for his concert dates and more info on his motivational music Superstardom!

Professor Albert has been linked to Jessica Alba, Eva Longoria, Angelina Jolie, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, Diane Lane, Julia Roberts and Halle Berry, just to name a few. (He also has dated Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears but he doesn't like to brag. He thinks Britney Spears is a big mess now.)

Supposedly, he dated Jessica Alba for years, but he doesn't like to talk about it. He is very personal. He does say that she alledgedly is just OK in the sack, but don't tell anyone.

Check out www.ProfessorAlbert.com for more info on Professor Albert, for his celebrity blog, his celebrity store, and for more sexy pictures of Professor Albert and all of his ex-girlfriends.

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[alex4dh]

Professor Albert for the president! You have my vote, hahaha...

PS. Very nice music background - I never thought Pachelbel and USA elections went together.

[ProfessorAlbert]

Tank you for your vote - Alex Da Rebel! You have my vote.

Vatch dis woman's sexy gorgeous beautiful videos! Vowsa! Vowsa!

[eminem2dogg]

lol yeah ull be the next prestdent for sex lol

[BadfingerFan]

Great humor, although I think you'd gain a larger following if you dropped the pervert identity. In comedy, part of the comedian's goal is to be likable. Comedy just doesn't fly when members of the audience cast judgement. The audience needs to laugh with you and not at you. If you act like a weird pervert, your audience will tire of you quickly.

Other than that, I think you Rule, so you can count on my vote! Your motivational videos are outstanding and should be on television.

[hornnoob]

lol

[jesvinlason]

fuck you stupid asshole... are you pure crazy??

asshole

[Alienx22]

You could still win if you start now! Oh, and nice slogan :)

[manhattanrep]

YOU HAVE MY VOTE! Where's my call girl?