I'm On A Bridge

A parody dedicated to the Chesapeake Bay Bridge Tunnel, maw-fucka!

Aw SHIT!
Get your tires ready it's about to go down!
Everybody in the place gas your fuckin' tank
And pay your motherfuckin' toll!
We runnin' this, let's go!

I'm on a bridge!
I'm on a bridge!
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm ridin' on a bridge!

I'm on a bridge!
I'm on a bridge!
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin' bridge!

I'm on a bridge motherfucker take a look at me!
Rockin' two tunnels hard in the deep blue sea!
Bustin' 65, just comin' off the ridge!
You can't stop me motherfucker 'cause I'm on a bridge!

Drivin' on the drink.
I'm on a bridge, bitch!
17 miles long, that's a wrap bitch!
You got your bridge cops
and your fishin' piers.
You got your tunnels which are some of people's greatest fears.

I'm drivin' in the tunnel, doin' 35!
This guy in front of me, drivin' like he's barely alive!
Like it'll cave in. You'd think at least he could try!
Speed UP motherfucker 'cause it's 55!

I'm on a bridge and
I'm drivin' fast and
I'm puttin' distance between me and dry land!
I'm the king of the world, on a bridge to freedom!
Toss your maps of the 'Shore 'cause we sure won't need 'em!

Get the fuck up! This bridge is REAL AS A BITCH!

Fuck land, I'm on a bridge motherfucker!
Left you back behind the ridge motherfucker!
I'm on the dock with my boys motherfucker!
(stop music) ... the car engine's making noise... (que music) MOTHERFUCKER!

Hey ma if you could see me here!
Arms spread wide on the starboard pier!
I swear I'll find a way to get you here!
Here on the bridge
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!

Yeah.
I never thought I'd be on the bridge
It's a big blue watery ridge.
Poseidon, race with me!

Oh ooh ooh ooh ooh...

I never thought I'd see they day
where the bridge was on my way.
Believe me when I say
I'm across the bay!

Category:

Comedy

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• chesapeake
• bay
• bridge-tunnel
• tunnel
• eastern
• shore
• peninsula
• funny
• comedy
• parody
• crush40rocks

[crush40rocks]

If you live on the Eastern Shore then I probably know you. My name is Michael Hebert and I'm a Northampton County Deputy. Ring any bells? And I was hoping this song would find its way around the shore. :P

[bigmasterjay]

lol nice

[guru110]

Dude this song is the sh*t! I am from the Eastern Shore of VA and it is awesome seeing someone repping the bridge even if by parody