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Uploaded on Nov 29, 2011

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Ever wondered what "The Three Little Pigs" would sound like if it had been written with a more classic, robust command of the English language? John shows you in this very funny stand-up bit.

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  • OKBfilms

    OKBfilms 3 months ago

    ONLY 3000 WORDS? *opens dictionary and reads*

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  • MyDadAteMyFrog

    MyDadAteMyFrog 4 months ago

    My teacher showed is this at school and our entire 7th and 8th grade class was laughing our heads off! Can't wait to start Shakespeare!

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  • OKBfilms

    OKBfilms 1 week ago

    I totally agree with that! Sorry...

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    cnc4ever100 1 week ago

    Sorry... We need a sarcasm font!!!

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    OKBfilms 1 week ago

    It was a joke.

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    cnc4ever100 1 week ago

    "Working vocabulary"... not how many words are in the dictionary... how many words do we actually use throughout the day...

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  • Svyatoslav Romanov

    Svyatoslav Romanov 1 week ago

    What is he smoking?

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  • OKBfilms

    OKBfilms 2 weeks ago

    Well isn't that saddening...

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    teridax2 2 weeks ago

    Actually I heard recently that the average American only knows around two thousand words now.

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    emmabeareckert 2 weeks ago

    what are you talking about

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  • OKBfilms

    OKBfilms 4 weeks ago

    Thanks!

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    4xdblack 4 weeks ago

    I like to try my best :)

    Hope things get better for you.

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