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Uploaded on Nov 29, 2011

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Ever wondered what "The Three Little Pigs" would sound like if it had been written with a more classic, robust command of the English language? John shows you in this very funny stand-up bit.

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  • OKBfilms

    OKBfilms 2 months ago

    ONLY 3000 WORDS? *opens dictionary and reads*

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  • MyDadAteMyFrog

    MyDadAteMyFrog 3 months ago

    My teacher showed is this at school and our entire 7th and 8th grade class was laughing our heads off! Can't wait to start Shakespeare!

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  • OKBfilms

    OKBfilms 4 days ago

    Thanks!

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    4xdblack 4 days ago

    I like to try my best :)

    Hope things get better for you.

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    OKBfilms 4 days ago

    Oh wow, thank you! I have been having the worst day and you just made me laugh!

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    4xdblack 5 days ago

    This comment has inspired me to upgrade my vocabulary!

    "Aardvark" done.

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    OKBfilms 1 week ago

    I understand. Thank you.

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    zilvoxidgod 1 week ago

    I was being sarcastic, but I never assume people will get that, since it is text :P

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  • LindyWindy01

    LindyWindy01 1 week ago

    This was... hilarious! My English teacher showed us this today, and I was laughing so much, that I fell out of my seat and laughed under my desk for a few seconds. She thought I was dying.

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    Kelley Zimmerman 1 week ago

    my new favorite thing

    

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    Silverwind592 2 weeks ago

    Squeeled 2.....................1

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    kettlekat42 2 weeks ago

    Well this knots my knickers!

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