Environmentalist Wet Dream (Climategate Punk Rock)

Lyrics:

Climate Change is real and we're all gonna die
Not from war or disease, but carbon dioxide
We'll all stop eating meat, no SUVs or cars
We'll turn off electricity and all live in the dark
I'll take my private jet and then a limousine
To Denmark where we'll guilt the world into going green
We'll make a bunch of cash off Clean Energy
I hate Capitalism except when it benefits me

I wanna live like in the Stone Age
That's my idea of going green
Dismantle Industry, cede US sovereignty
Environmentalist wet dream

We got caught using our trick to hide the decline
We've got no use for peer review, we've all made up our minds
That Global Warming is real and we're all gonna die
Not from war or disease, but carbon dioxide
So we'll outlaw eating meat and mandate hybrid cars
We'll ration electricity unless you are a Czar

I wanna bring the world back to the Stone Age
While I live the life of luxury
Dismantle Industry, cede US sovereignty
Environmentalist wet dream

Category:

Comedy

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