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WARNING : SWEARING AND RUDE LANGUAGE IN THIS SONG!
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Here is a song and dance video number on the London Underground - something to sing along to once you learn the words.
First made by the Jam in 1981 - if my memory serves me correctly and it was straight in at number one. These are the original words to the song - or something like that.
This song was written and performed by Adam Kay and Suman Biswas who I believe are surgeons at Kings College Hospital in London. (My apologies if the name of the hospital is incorrect.)
Enjoy!
And give me five stars for effort of putting it together!!!

And if you miss the words the first time around, here they are again:

Some people might like to get a train to work
Or drive in in a Beamer or a merc,
Some guys like to travel in by bus,
But I can't be bothered with the fuss today
I'm going to take my bike,
Coz once again the Tube's on strike.
The greedy bastards want extra pay
for sitting on their arse all day
even though they earn 30K .
So I'm standing here in the pouring rain,
Where the fuck's my fucking train?

London Underground
London Underground
They're all lazy fucking useless cunts
London Underground
London Underground
They're all greedy cunts I want to shoot them all with a rifle.

All they say is "Please mind the doors",
and they learned that on the two day course,
This job could be done by a four year old.
They just leave us freezing in the cold.
What you smell is what you get
Burger King and piss and sweat
You roast to death in the boiling heat,
With tourists treading on your feet
and chewing gum on every seat,
so don't tell me to "Mind the gap"
I want my fucking money back.

London Underground
London Underground
They're all lazy fucking useless cunts
London Underground
London Underground
They're all greedy cunts I want to shoot them all with a rifle
LaLaLaLa
LaLaLaLa

The floors are sticky and the seats are damp,
Every platform has a fucking tramp,
But the drivers get the day off when we're all late for work again,

London Underground
London Underground
WaWa Wankers , They're all Wankers ,
London Underground
London Underground

Take your Oystercard, and shove it up your arsehole.

I would like to thank Jessica Irving (then aged 12) for sending this to me.

You can hear the original version of this song here:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2GerufTjXxE&NR=1

as well as seeing some more of the Underground.
As I recall the Jam came straight in at number one in May 1981 with this one and I did not think all that much of it at time. Just goes to show how one's tastes get more refined with age.

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Please feel free to ask questions in the public area or to comment on things you disagree with. Sometimes there are mistakes because I speak without preparation. If I see the mistakes myself, I make this clear in the text. Please also leave a star rating!

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Central and Eastern European Packaging examines the packaging industry throughout this region, but in particular in the largest regional economies which are Russia, Germany, Poland, Czech Republic, Ukraine and Austria. That is not to say that the other countries are forgotten, they are not, but obviously there is less going on. However the fact that there are so many travel related films here is not from holidays but from business trips attending trade fairs around the region. Every packaging trade fair is a new excuse to make another film!

In 1997 I founded Polish Business News http://www.pbn.com.pl .There are a number of business related films here and I intend to do many more on CRM (customer relations management).

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  • 5 star i was on the floor lol

  • @tonihetherington Nice to know I brought some happiness into the world!

  • Couldn't give you 5 stars. I tried... but youtube sent me a warning. I could only like and favorite this :'D

  • @NinjaHotel You tube took the stars away some time ago! Only got favourites and thumbs up now!

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  • Where's the inappropriate language? sounds fine too me :)

  • @Redheadfury If you listen very carefully, I think at one stage there is someone who in the background who seems to say he is a Sunderland supporter. I thought it best to warn people who may be offended by this!!

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  • funny as hell

  • year,where is my fucking train,coool

  • Good times good times

  • @alanheath andy: yea i kno. :'D

  • hahahaha :D

  • VERY VERY GOOD!!!! yahoo

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