Computers = Rapture
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I like her schort of schluur in her voische, And I like the way that he says something, then says "what does that mean", and then claims it means something that has nothing to do with what he was talking about, he's like a mad lib.
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i started working in (then called) MIS in 79 and we kept pretty decent track of you then, jack van pay-me. if ur so scared, self rapture rite now!
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For the sake of all humanity... these two people should be put in straight jackets or put to sleep.
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Almost lost my lunch.
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LMFAO!!!
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didn't van impe once do a harold camping and predict the end of the world/rapture was supposed to happen years ago? another false prophet? or am i wrong about old jack?
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safe sond and ready
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Because computer processing power has any connection to the rapture. Somehow, all these calculations = rapture time.
Somehow, hahahaha. Jack van Impe is a crock, especially when judged by other Christians.
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i love jack van impi watch him weekly god bless you for your post
That should be Intel's new slogan.
"The all new Intel Core i7 with 76 thousand million instructions per second. PREPARE TO MEET THY GOD!"
deconverts 3 years ago 28
"PREPARE TO MEET THY GOD" haha
peppythepanda 3 years ago 10