From Douchebag To Scumbag In Under 3 Minutes

http://www.danvsamerica.com/

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• dan
• bialek
• dbloveskittens
• douchebag
• scumbag
• date
• rapist
• goatee
• creepy
• mustache
• shaving
• ugly
• facial
• hair
• 70's
• porn
• stache

[RandoAnonymous]

With the mustache you look like you mow lawns for a living..

[dbloveskittens]

@RandoAnonymous I wish I were that wealthy.

[sllabnkcoc]

you sure do got a pretty mouth on you boy ;0 can you show us how ya shave yer pubes next cause mine always gets caught in them there clippers yer usin on yer face

[dbloveskittens]

Wow, clever, creative and great spelling. You are a true triple threat.

And, homophobic, to boot.

Dude, you must be mad popular and get tons of pussy.

Right on, because that's what America is all about.

Death to Al Qaeda and faggots! The Undertaker rules!

[LaRezNar]

you don't need a goatee to be a douchebag, dbloveskittens, you actually do it quite well without it.

[Ry112390]

With the beard, you looked like Captain Kirk. 

[chrisoposnow]

A mustache can be dashing like John Steinbeck's. Around 40-years-old they become more of a dad thing. A goatee good for people who are both douchebags and scumbags like Dave Navarro.

[catch22af]

the only way you can really wear any kind of facial hair is if you are also bald... then it would work...you can be the Grand Wizard of the KKK i heard they're the shit!!

[rocknroller167]

Women should be beaten... Ha ha! Just kiddin

[08aoc]

gud vid

[theflatman]

I don't know, I still see creepy uncle!