Dil Pickles Talks

Wanna play the game that Dil mentioned?

http://www.nick.com/games/nick_games/rugrats/rr_bottle_blaster.jhtml

For those who have trouble with Dil's hilariously high voice, here's the script straight out of Speakonia:

Hello. I am Dil Pickles. I am a midget actor in the reality pornographic TV show and film series known as Rugrats. I like to make poop. I like to fudge my huggies so hard that it will kill everyone in a 5 million billion trillion mile radius. I throw huge poopy parties in my own poop. Then I eat the poop and poop it out again, creating a paradox that causes the universe to explode. Then I poop some more. I like to throw my poopy at Tommy and watch him die from the smell. It is more fun than a barrel of monkeys. I make poopy diaper fudge huggie stinkareeno shit feces crap dookie fecal matter. It gives me a giant boner that is ten million times larger than the planet Earth itself. This is my daily schedule.

12 oh clock: poop
1 oh clock: diarrhea
2 oh clock: take a dump
3 oh clock: fudge my huggies
4 oh clock: make stinkareenos
5 oh clock: shit
6 oh clock: make feces
7 oh clock: make fecal matter
8 oh clock: soil myself
9 oh clock: start my daily cycle again

I do this 24 hours a day. Everyone says that this made Rugrats jump the shark. I think that it made the series a lot sexier, and that it's what put Nickelodeon on the map. The network wouldn't have lasted long enough to air Spongebob if it wasn't for my fecal diapers of smelly goodness. Also, I've been making stinkies in my pants during this entire video. Whenever somebody tries to change my diarrhea huggies, I shoot bottles of semen, sperm and cum at them. I have a video game on Nick dot com based on this. The link is in the video description. Goodbye.

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Tags:

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• bunch

[BarneyBunch4Ever]

that's a poopy paradox!

[WizzyBoy520]

I know! My favorite Barney Bunch videos are the ones that combine actual witty writing with the normal sex jokes. Dil's poop fetish was ripe for the plucking, enspecially because it's actually canon!

[ChowderCensoredVids]

do you think the barney bunch is still alive. please say NO

[WizzyBoy520]

It depends on which Barney Bunch you refer to. The genre is alive and kicking, while the original group is dead.

[lolimaster1337]

>:D that was damn erotic! Does Dill get his crapping come from his uncle Drew Pickles, the gayest man in the entire universe!

[WizzyBoy520]

Thanks! This is my second Barney Bunch video ever, and I'm not sure if I uploaded my first.

[melicatina]

ExeLeNt

[LckeStudios]

five oclock

SHIT

[fashizzle69]

Fuck you



[305shortyrock]

u suck at this bitch BTW dill does talk.RUGRATS AL GROAN UP DUMB ASSES

[Corgigirl678]

lol, Stinkario

[MrYoGhost]

FAKE

[TempusSans]

What a disgusting baby!

[PatriciaJohnson1984]

Good place to alturl.c* o m/zwua

[DeeznutsFYC]

I always wanted to punch Dil in the face.

Oh, and fail.

[chubbyrobin]

i poo poo in the washing machine.

[jackiemichelle27]

lame