I've had most of the words to this floating around in my head for months, but I never had a medium for it until now. A song about Rifftrax, inspired by the song "Still Alive" from Portal. Enjoy!
Lyrics:
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here - huge success.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Mystery Science.
We riff what we must, because we can.
For the good of all the fans, except the ones who have left.
But there's no use crying over things in the past.
We just keep on going with these brand new Rifftrax.
And the riffing's really fast, and we get a big laugh,
From the fans who are still around.
I'm not even angry.
That Sci-Fi came and killed our show.
Their channel has nothing to watch no how.
What we've got is better.
We have a toaster that can sync.
If you're having sync trouble, our brand new player will help.
Now at Comic-Con we have really long lines.
And don't worry fans you'll get Twilight on time.
Though that movie really sucked, we can make a quick buck
From the fans that are still around.
I know what you guys want.
A riff that is totally epic.
Maybe we can get a cool guest riffer.
Maybe Joel Hodgson.
That was a joke. Ha ha. Fat chance.
Anyway, he's got CT and acts like we don't exist.
Look at me still talking when there's riffing to do.
We've got fans still screaming for that stupid film Dune.
But the newer films are nuts, and we know you'll bust your guts
If you're the fans that are still around.
We love you fans that are still around.
We are so happy that you're still around.
We'll keep you laughing cause you're still around.
Still around.
Still around.
We don't make movies, we make them funny.
And check out Riffrax! http://www.rifftrax.com/
Hi, this is agentk from Fangirl Fever. Great job on this! By the way, could you please post the lyrics to this in the description?
WhoseLineFanXD 2 years ago
Done and done. Enjoy!
Halsgoddess 2 years ago