Hirst under Rob's bed, & a snippet from Hirst's finest hour

Hirst spent many evenings hiding under Rob's bed, ready to attack once Rob had removed his contacts and was Vulnerable. One night, Rob decided he had had enough. Hirst was forcibly removed from the Landlord's office - by being battered with weights and burnt with deodorant - and then, hobbit-like, scampered back to the Hirst Hole with his tail between his legs.

Two gems from David:
"stop, I'll give you everything!"
"attacks on railway staff will not be tolerated"

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The last few seconds of this video show a snippet from Hirst's song about the may ball, and a certain somebody who happened to have 50 tickets for the event. This was Hirst's finest hour.

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© ZD 2008.

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