Remembering 9/11 A Pleasure For Nation Compared To Remembering Past 10 Years

President Obama will earn $300,000 for stimulus purposes by appearing in a series of Japanese commercials, the nation's cable news networks promise not to go overboard with their September 11th coverage, and a shitty zoo is promoting the hell out of its new fruit bat. It's the week of September 5th, 2011.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• the onion
• onion review
• 9/11
• comedy
• onion

[ilikemunting]

Statistically 9/11 Americans won't get this comment.

[saadasim]

Italian President, Cossiga: 9/11 attack by neocons/Mossad to persuade Western powers to attack Iraq/Afghanistan.

The Military Knows Israel Did 9/11 gXCa6S09Ycs

Five Dancing Israeli Spies Arrested On 9/11 tRfhUezbKLw

Zionist Foreknowledge of 9/11 Wzl3juBt2Z8

Israel spies on the USA more than any other country PD-i3Da1D-0

Mossad Zionist Israeli Spy Ring CfEfuPaRSaM

Definitive Truth About 9/11 YResfXTXd1c

Cousin Of 9/11 Hijacker Israeli Spy

Netanyahu: 9/11 good for Israel

[blackdot550]

@ilikemunting hey, i am probably offended by that, maybe

[allgoraro]

obama is working it!

[ilikemunting]

i remember watching a video of the 9/11 anniversary and the chief of police in new york said "i will always remember 9/11"

i thought, i hope so, its your phone number.

[SuckMyRightToe]

@ilikemunting The funny/sad thing is 9/11 Americans actually wouldn't get that comment

[thlin]

@ilikemunting a cookie actually, but a gold medal would do.

[ilikemunting]

@thlin what do you want? a gold medal.

[thlin]

@ilikemunting xD I'm an American

[securuslol]

@julian40900 It's mother's daaaaaaaay!

[SageofCancer]

Fruit bats are srs bsns.