The Perpetraders - Binocuologist (Stalker Song)

Ladies man
Thats what they call me
Down at the station where they tend to stall me

now Im gettin yack
from the waist up
i work the glamor muscles
so i get the norris look

but im waiting here
for all the bitches drooling
i'll go the projects and give rap schooling

cuz my face is an ace on a polychromatic plate
and i limit myself just by going on dates

cuz im really a stalker
not much of a talker
i got a PHD in the use of Binoculars

I like soccer moms!

Many times im feeling like
I gotta get a brand new bike
cuz runnin on my feet when the cops are called
puts big red blisters on my balls

then im out of a job
for a week or two
and that gives me time
to sew my shoes
and stitch them up
just like brand new
cuz no one stalks
just like i do

Will you nil you
im about to kill you
tie you up nicely
takin all ya icies
forgettin im the one
to pull out the gun
sittin there screamin
while im about to cream it
shake your body
show me how you like to sweat
shake that body
show me how you like to sweat
bet on it
that you'll make it through the night
and everything will be
peachy keane all right
cuz i can tell
from the way you scream
will you nil you
you about to marry me

unexpectedly
i met a nice girl
she had a really funny facebook
and wanted to help the world
so i click the poke button
and she never clicked back
so you know what means?
she didnt like me tats

but it was just a little bunny
getting his head sawed off
by the devil himself
with razor sharp claws

but he was wearing pantaloons
and had his own tattoo
of choking jennifer love hewitt
while hes taking a poo

but in the meantime
ill start to follow her home
ill hide in garbage cans
until i know shes alone
then ill strap on the harness
and climb up the tree
and blatantly observe her
while she sits down to pee

no shes gotta marry me
I found her first
when she was getting gas
i had to quench my thirst

so i bought a drink
and another for her
which she never received
on account of her brother
who could smother a mother
on top of another
and everybody knows i fight
like an autistic toddler

what...?

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