It's Cootie Time! (Sugartime Ukulele Cover)

Piper sings about the joys of cooties (music by Charlie Phillips and Odis Echols; lyrics by Piper).
This one goes out to Sheba and all the other AQ 'boxers who enjoy a little Cootie Time. Also, a shout out to Dixie, Fluffy Cow, More Great Fun, MiSs cHiEvOuS, Mama Wolf, Dina B., Larva Lady-ZZ, wassamatta u and all the other AQ-ers who know how to have a high time -- and will probably want to sing along. Lyrics appear below.

COOTIE TIME (Piper's Redux)

Cooties in my backpack; cooties in my knapsack; cooties in my pocket, too.
With cooties at the ready, there's so much you can do.
Share 'em on the trail, at events or via mail; make mischief anywhere.
Infest your fellow 'boxers, to let them know you care.

Cootie time -- I'm gonna getcha; Cootie time -- just wait and see;
Cootie time -- you'll be amazed at just how sneaky I can be!

If you want to make it easy, use a little PZ; pink stuff works fine, too.
And for an extra-special cootie, a cool eraser will surely do.
Carve a fun design -- anything that comes to mind; but keep that cootie wee,
'Cause when it comes to infestation, you gotta do it covertly.

Cootie time -- when you're distracted; Cootie time -- when you walk away.
Cootie time --when you least expect it; that's when I'll make my play!

(doodling commences here)

Look for open packs, gaping pockets, totes or sacks; these cootie catchers work best.
Then palm your little cootie and get ready to infest.
Look 'em in the eye; place your cootie on the sly & whistle as you walk away.
They won't know they've been cootified 'til much later in the day!

Cootie time.... Is so much fun....
You share your bugs.... With everyone!

Break it down now; a little slower now; no snickering, please.

For anyone who thinks getting cooties really stinks, please let me clarify....
When you find a little stow-away, a friend's just saying "hi."
It's fun to feign disgust; bellyaching is a must; but know deep down inside:
This letterboxing louse says "love...." -- And you can run but you can't hide!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Letterbox
• Cooties
• Sugartime
• Ukulele
• Cover